The comparison Volibear gets is Singed because of the fling. Singed can get kited but he has The Best Slow In The Game and a Top 10 Ultimate. Volibear is like Darius: He's an all in champion. He waits for his passive to go up then he whittles you down and Ignite/Executes you with W. Volibear is less Lethal but has more escapism with his Q.
My favorite bad champion to use is Karma. She's my favorite counter pick to top laners who don't have gap closers. you get Mantra+Shielded every time you try and last hit; you lose the creep AND you get chunked.
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Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch