Hercules vs Jake The Snake
Jake best wrestler ever, he wants to go for an early DDT and Herc bails. That DDT is such a devastating move.
Hercules Hernandezzzz, big guys just aren't as fun when they are dominating heels. Roberts jackass heel is so fun in the ring.
So fun the fans turned him face, noooooo. JAKE IN TROUBLE!
Stuff happens UNTIL DDT TOOK HIM OUT COLD JAKE THE SNAKE IS TEH WINNAR!
Package of Savage gettin' beaten up. Andre and Ted have teamed up now who will be Savage's partner?
WHO IS THE SECOND MAN!
We're getting a guest ref by the name of JESSE THE BODY VENTURA.
Heenan, Ted, Andre this is like the ultimate evil group and OMG HOGAN IS THE 2ND MAN!
HOGAN AND SAVAGE WITH LIZ. Jesse being surrounded by heels, the crowd loves the body so much.
Look at all these 1 dollar bills Ted is putting in Ventura's pocket, he can now do his grocery shopping.
MAIN EVENT:
The Mega Bucks vs The Mega Powers
Would you rather have Heenan and Virgil or Liz in your corner? WELL W/E THEY CAME OUT TO POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE INSTEAD OF REAL AMERICAN.
This match is taking a while to start cos Jesse is changing the tag ropes.
The Hulkster wants to steal the champ's spotlight.
Macho shoves Jesse outta the way. Needs more Ted on Macho Man action.
THE GIANT IS HERE, the body has lot all control! but he's still pretending he's the man in charge.
Large vocal chants for Hogan! Weasel chants for Heenan, the Hulkster is hulking up, he's beating on Ted Dibiase.
We need some tags here. HOGAN TAGS IN SAVAGE, MACHO MAN RUNNING WILD!
Savage top corner smacks the million dollar man, Randy Savage is destroying him, but no, Ted manages to get to Andre aqnd the giant has totally changed the momentum of this match(ie: making it worse)
Andre is sitting on Savage's head, announcers calling for Jesse to do his job.
Who will get the pin!
We're back to Hulkster vs Dibiase, OH MAN DIRTY TACTICS BY HOGAN, ANDRE IS DOWN AND OUT!
Hogan using the totally dick move to end this by applying a sleeper to Ted Dibiase. Andre clears the ring, Jesse is counting them out.
Everybody's on the apron and Jesse has stopped the count, Luz is shocking everybody. Everyone is bewildered!
Monsoon: What a move by Elizabeth!
I swear divas wear less today, LEG DROP BY HOGAN AND THE MEGA POWERS WIN!
Dirty face tactics. While Savage is off celebrating to the Crowd Hogan is out there with Liz.
It somehow feels like The Million dollar man got screwed >_>
We end the PPV on real american, WOOOOOO!
Show Rating:***
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