One Man Gang vs Bam Bam Bigelow
Bam Bam is amazing, One Man Gang is not...Gorilla using his Andre/Hogan force vs object line.
Man, what a fraud.
BAM BAM IS HURTING AFTER SOME FERENCE BY THE SLICKSTER.
Bell Rings, Ref awards this to OMG via countout.
Hulk Hogan is backstage without the belt.
Yes, this is the swimming promo, Hogan is backstroking.
Rick Rude vs Jake the Snake
LETS GO JAKE!
This is good stuff, Rude is good wrestler, Jake the Snake owns so much, this is also quite fast paced.
So far this is the best match of the night, Rude wastin' time to show off posing to the displeasure of Heenan.
Ventura makes a good point saying this is a 15 min time limit match, wear down moves aren't the wisest of options.
Another good point, Heenan helps throughout the match, but Damien comes out after the match, big weasel chants.
The winner of this match is not winning their round 2 match. So weird seeing Roberts getting smothered like that.
BOOOOOOOOOORING, BOOOOOOOOOOOORING chants, crowd es dum. One long chin lock, Rude's such a heel.
The snake has wolverine esque healing powers.
BELL RINGS!
The winner is NOBODY TIME LIMIT DRAW, BOTH THESE GUYS ARE HISTORY AND NOW DAMIEN'S BEING SET LOOSE.
One Man Gang gets a bye......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Hercules vs ULTIMATE WARRIAH
Warriah IS GOING TO NO SELL EVERYTHING HERCULES DOES!
This match is the only the worst match so far! Warrior's offense is so boring he makes Cena look like HBK.
Where's Goldberg to expose this foo. Hercules, fail more.
The Ultimate Warrior wins.....only to get choked out and then no sell a choke.
Warrior is spinning and spinning and spinning.
some more Hogan vs Andre hype.
Gorilla talkin' bout his dead manager.
Andre the Giant vs Hulk Hogan
It kinda takes the shine off having them two fight it out again with Hogan dominating.
Andre tied up in the ropes. Giant already down for some reason, Hogan is squashing him, but Andre is now choking Hogan.
Here's another choke, Hulkster's powers are waning, he is therefore more dangerous than ever!
Hogan fightin' back. Dibiase with a chair, HOGAN HITS ANDRE WITH A CHAIR, ANDRE HITS WITH A CHAIR, which one's DQd?
Well this kinda sucks, so much chairshotting. Virgil thrown to Hogan and gets suplexed for his troubles.
Both men have been DQd and Hogan randomly Slams the Giant.
Well this wasn't so good.
Hogan celebrating like he won the match
Macho Man kinda owns backstage.
IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'
The Rock vs Ted Dibiase
Goddamnit, Billy Graham really does look like a bald Hogan, Ted Dibiase coming out to no music.
Heels need more music.
Ventura insight the best. The Rock attacking Ted Dibiase from behind, man what a heel. SCOOP POWER SLAM BY THE ROCK.
Million Dollar Man has no one by his side and if Dibiase is going to go through to the finals he gon need to earn it.
Gruelling match from Dibiase, you know how everyone keeps praising Savage for his three matches? Well Dibiase's kinda been wrestling HARD too ya know!
two very tough matches. Sure he got help on one of them but still that like 15 minuts of hard fighting.
Hey look its Repo Man in facepaint.
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