Wrestlemania 4
EPIC MUSIC WITH EPIC GRAPHIC
WE ARE LIVE AT THE TRUMP PLAZA, did Trump still invest in the USFL back then?
Mean Gene is the MC.
Gladys Knight doin' the usual singer, we are 3-1 for the black people
We are opening with a Battle Royal, VENTURA AND MONSOON!
Bob Uecker returns
20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL
Hart Foundation, young Stallions, Sika, Danny Davis, The killerBees, Bad News Brown, Sam Houston, Ken Patera, The Rougeaus, Ron Bass, JYD, the Bolshevicks, Hillbilly Jim, King Harley Race and George the animal Steele.
Sam out, Sika out, look at all these big men out there, plenty of hitting and slapping in a highly crowded ring. The animal pulls Neidhart out.
Uecker: WOOOOOOO.
Raymond is out and so are both bees, I am glad.
Around half the crew is out and the crowd popped when Davis got tossed out.
Race and JYD headbutting each other, THERE GOES NIKOLAI, there goes USA!down to five, well four after Race got decked. PAUL ROMA OUTTA HERE.
Bad News Brown looks like Zeke, two black men and Bret, JYD is the face.
JYD is being tortured, heel Hart is kinda cool. LOOK AT ALL THIS BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE AND NO, JYD IS OUT!
A DOUBLE CROSS BY BAD NEWS, MONEY'S INVOLVED AND BAD NEWS WANTS HIS MONEY!
BAD NEWS WINS THE BATTLE ROYAL! He gets a massive trophy for his effort.
BRET HART BREAKS THE TROPHY.
Old man reads stuff from a manuscript, this is surreal.
Looks like our tournament is gonna start and in the first match we have
HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN! HOOOOOOOOOO
Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Ted Dibiase
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Dibiase is just an amazing heel AND HE CAN FLY MAN, for a guy with his build Ted's flexibility is amazing.
So far I'm actually amazed this match has gone on for so long, Ted is heel, has money has two guys at ringside, but he's wrestling a legit match.
THERE'S THE INTERFERENCE FROM ANDRE!
Ted Dibiase ADVANCES!
Brutus the Barber beefcake on deck and he's speaking like Hogan.
Man, stop playing around Beefcake, you might cut up poor Mean Gene.
Dino Bravo vs The Rock
Superstar Billy Graham is in the Rock's corner, man look at Billy Graham, with his shiny bald head and bleached mustache.
The rock working on the world's strongest man. this match is power vs power, PILEDRIVER!
But The Rock won't get pinned, going for another piledriver, BUT BACKDROP from the Rock.
Ref bump, REF WAVES THE MATCH OFF!
AS A RESULT OF A DQ THE ROCK ADVANCES, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uecker with Jimmy Hart and Honky Tonk backstage.
I already hate you Honky.
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vs Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
STEAMBOAT WITH HIS BABY!
Did I mention Ricky's theme owns? Greg The Hammer looks like a washed up Ric Flair. He even chops!
Just about any Steamboat match is entertaining damn he's good.
This is a match where two guys are just killing each other.
Ricky puts his hands on the ref, DONT END THIS VIA DQ¬ HIGH CROSSBODY INTO A ROLLUP AND GREG WINS!
Greg wins via handful of tights, NO MORE DRAGON, BOOOOOOOOOO!
There's Donald Trump
HEY LOOK MATHILDA IS BACK!
Slick's dancin' in the Ring and The Natural is posing.
Randy Savage vs Butch Reed
this is a slow match by Savage standards.
Savage himself is still quick, but Butch Reed is kind of a lumbering mess.
Macho Man with the flying elbow and he wins in a fairly standard match BUT HEY MACHO MAN ADVANCES!
Its also prolly Reed's best singles match ever.
Ventura now complaining about Liz/
Heenan with the Islanders backstage.
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