#12 Volkoff and Race is outta here too and he's whining to the refs.
Race might get fined or suspended if he doesn't leave!
#13, USA USA USA, Hacksaw Jim Duggan...In Canada, HOOOOOOOO, Jim Brunzel's out as Nikolai tosses him out.
Errr who am i on? #14 Brian Blair the 2nd Killer Bee has arrived, Neidhart on edge, crowd wants the DDT, SNAKE ABOUT TO ELIMINATE DANNY DAVIS!....no.
#15 Hillbilly Jim, nooooo he eliminates the Anvil, I DON'T LIKE JIM! Davis is still hanging on, I think i missed a few eliminations woops.
#16 Dino Bravo, OMG THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD, Hacksaw tosses out some scrub. The audio for this is really bad.
#17 THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, WHAT THE HELL SON, BRET HART IS OUTTA HERE, not sure who threw him out. #18 One Man Gang, welp look at the size of these men left in the ring.
OMG is starting to toss people out with ease like Jake the Snake.How on earth will they get rid of Warriah, #19 JYD, wait this might be #20 I think I forgot someone VOLKOFF IS GONE!
Hacksaw Jim Duggan and OMG are tossing people out, size matters in these rumbles.Was that a chop from Warriah?
He's channeling Ric Flair and Davis is out to a big pop. Warriah goes out with a wimper. Dog tossed out with ease and out goes another and we're down to four.
Muraco is dropkicking managers outta here and OMG takes him out, DUGGAN, OMG BRAVO YO FINAL THREE.
ODDS ARE NOT IN FAVOUR OF HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN, this is also by far the worst rumble I've ever seen. So many useless people.
OMG tosses out Bravo by accident, the crowd is on their feet you can tell how much people are into rumbles already, such a cool match concept.
HACKSAW OUTSMARTS OMG AND WINS THE RUMBLE AND YOUR ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPION HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN! Now come on Duggsn, challenge Hogan at mania!
up next, The Hulkster.
Hogan longass promo bashing Andre zzzzzz.
THE ACTUAL MAIN EVENT
TAG MATCH
Yes a tag match is the main event, I hate you life.
The Islanders vs The Young Stallions
Well, why on earth would you have a match post rumble?
I'm gonna need someone to tell me all the rumbles which don't have it as the main event, I know the one with HBK/Taker and I think HBK/Sid didn't main event and Angle/Mark Henry no?
Either way, the rumble just drains you, so having a match right after makes me sad.
Especially if i have to watch some extended Paul Roma and Haku action.
Not the worst tag match in the world, a lot of high flying from the Stallions, the Islanders are playing a more power based game here, Roma writhing in pain, countout?
oh this is a 2/3 falls match. Paul Roma is the big story.
We come back from commercial for a lovely Andre promo. Ted Dibiase talking is always good.
The seats in the crowd are emptying, when Hogan left, no one wanted to stay.
Plenty of bouncing off the ropes and diving, I've seen like a dozen dropkicks in this match
WOW, THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST IN TWO STRAIGHT FALLS, THE ISLANDERS, Roma selling like mad.
If this was the Usos wrestling as faces in ere instead I would be all over this.
Well, this was not the best rumble PPV ever, but it had a REALLY GOOD MATCH, what I didn't like, was that this felt more like a 3 hour ep of RAW than an actual Rumble, then again, this wasn't on PPV.
Show Rating: **
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