OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN
SINCE WHEN DID TED DIBIASE JOIN THE CREW! Man, awesome wrestlers just seem to pop out of nowhere.
Contract signings should not happen on PPVs :(
The hulkster is coming out all in white.
Actually, since when did Ted Dibiase and Andre join forces? What happened to Bobby Heenan being the man to control the giant?
Gosh, too much stuff happening in between PPVs.
Ted Dibiase is awesome on the mic, why can't jnr be that good?
Man, Andre is taking forever to sign this contract. Andre finally signs, I'm now expecting a brawl.
THE STAMP OF APPROVAL IS COMING! Hulk does not have Hulk Up powers in canada.
MAIN EVENT:
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH
No prizes for the winner :/
#1 Bret Hart, #2 Tito Santana, I totally forgot how this went except for the ending. But hey not too bad a start.
Wait, Bret is playing the heel in Canada? you serious bro?
#3 is Butch Reed, oh noes, the heels are torturing StrikeForce member Tito Santana, nobody likes Strikeforce, well then #4 is JIM NEIDHART!
EVERYONE HATES SANTANA!Torture him some more ya. Well its been a while but Santana's still hanging in there.
#5 JAKE THE SNAKE COMES OUT....HE'S A FACE! AND HE DUMPS OUT BUTCH REED!
The Harts vs Santana and the snake.#6 The King has arrived and its not Jerry Lawler.
Harley Race is beating up Jake Roberts, ya know the rumble formula hasn't changed much, same spots. #7 Jim Brunzel and I still hate the Killerbees.
#8 Sam Houston....I gotta say, WHO? The Ring getting crowded, so the Harts chuck Tito outta here.
#9 Danny Davis a guy so crappy even Ventura's hating on him. #10 Boriz Zhukov, 8 bodies in the ring, its about time they chuck someone else out of here.
There's somehow still 50 minutes left, so is this rumble not the main event?
#11 Don Muraco but Nikolai was right behind him, confusion as to who the legal man was! But Muraco is legal and Zhukov is outta here.
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