The Rougeau Brothers vs The Dream Team w/ Luscious Johnny & Dino Bravo
Way too stacked in favour of the Dream Team.
Ventura is not satisfied with the double teaming from the faces.
But Gorilla states they got till five!
Ok The Brain and Gorilla and Ventura in the booth right now? Ok this match has the greatest commentary team of all time now.
But the Dream Team wins via distraction and Brutus is confused and he's not celebrating the win.
IS THE DREAM TEAM IMPLODING?
Clips of Piper gettin' beat up and clips of Hot Rod breaking stuff.
Roddy Piper vs Adrian Adonis w/ Jimmy Hart
Hair vs Hair
Well thats weird Jimmy seemed like he had everyone working for him early on, but now looks like his stable of guys is diminishing.
This is the last hurrah for Piper, OMG THIS IS PIPER'S LAST EVER MATCH!
woops this is like the worst retirement match ever, how the hell did Adonis let himself go that badly.
Oh my god! Adonis with the sleeper on Piper, Jimmy's got the clippers.
The last hurrah, what a sad sight, WHAT THE HELL BRUTUS BRINGING PIPER BACK TO LIFE..
RODDY WITH THE SLEEPER, well then Adrian gon have to shave his head now, big fat baldy.
The Hart Foundation and Danny Davis w/ Jimmy Hart vs The British Bulldogs and Tito Santana
So Danny Davis is a corrupt ref, hahahaha, suck it Nick Patrick.
The Hart foundation sre in pink yay! Neidhart's not too bad a power wrestler.
But Davey Boy is awesome, Davis not wrestling much at all, Dynamite Kid vs Bret bits are great.
DK is like the greatest ever ball of steroids.
Davis spent like 2 seconds in and tags out, good. SANTANA WITH THE HOT TAG.
Santana beats up the man who screwed him outta da IC title, he's on fire.
Santana was going for the figure four but the anvil interferes.
PILDRIVER ON DAVIS, Davey Boy's big power moves are cool. But by now we've already got too much DD action and....the Hart Foundation wins.
BS ending, really BS ending.
Heenan is an awesome manager.
oh hey look Slick is around
Butch Reed vs Kobo B. Ware
The birdman is around and he's got a parrot lol @ his theme though.
Koko is really over. I like JYD more than Koko.
Butch Reed wins with a handful of tights and BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE, why the hell is Tito Santana around.
ok, with a card like this, given its booking, how the hell can you think kayfabe is alive damnit!
--
Vote for this guy in every contest: Sess