Wrestlemania 3
PONTIAC SILVERDOME WOOOOO!
So Icehawk went to see Bradley vs Alexander huh.
AMERICAN THE BEAUTIFUL WITH FRANKLIN!The count right now for the opening singers is 2-1 in favour of black people.
This somehow feels like the slowest rendition of the song ever.
Gorilla and Ventura with the dude Andre strangled and some chick.
WE STARTING WITH TAGS!
The Can-Am Connection vs Magnificent Muraco and Bob Orton w/ Mr Fuji
So Rick Martel is wrestling huh and sadly so is Don Muraco. I really like having Jesse Ventura on commentary.
oh look scoop slams, they really do look different from powerslams.
MURACO NAILS HIS OWN PARTNER, Rick Martel going to work and gosh he looks awesome.
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE! Nah, not really, but Muraco is showing more athleticism than usual.
DOUBLE DROPKICK! Who's the legal man? I DON'T KNOW BUT HEY PIN 1-2-3!
RICK MARTEL IS NOW UNDEFEATED!
Crowd is really proper loud tonight.
Billy Jack Haynes getting a hype package of sorts? I'll need to ask someone when the first ever real hype package happened.
like these ones are just replays, I mean the works with Video editing and music.
Billy Jack Haynes vs Hercules
Now when was the last time Hercules Hernandez won a match? Well now his name's been changed to just Hercules, he might do better!
WEASEL! WEASEL! WEASEL!
Wait the heels have a big guy called Hercules managed by Heenan and he's being overpowered by a dude called Billy Jack Haynes.
A big man named Hercules is being overpowered. This was often billed as one of the best manias of all time.
So far the atmosphere is good, but whyyyyy do I have to watch these two go at it!
since this match is so dull I wiki'd BJH and found out this bit
In 2010 on "RF Wrestling Video Shoots" Haynes criticized Vince McMahon for all the wrestlers that died who worked in the WWE He even went as far as blaming Vince for "Chris Benoit's Double Murder Suicide" indicating that "Daniel Benoit was Vince's son and Chris found out and went nuts" though it has not been proven.
Full Nelson locked in! broken but Full Nelson outside the ring double count out.
Too many damn countouts. Post match stuff too forever.
King Kong Bundy interview, he with midgets.
King Kong Bundy w/ midgets vs Hillbilly Jim w/ Midgets
Midgets make for good commentary.I agree with Ventura, get Bundy in there to squash em all.
Bundy wrestling Jim, this makes my eyes hurt, big pile on.
Big slam and Elbow on the midget from Bundy and...a DQ?
waaaaaa, this sucks and the bundy midgets turn on him.
BOOOOO!
Liz n Savage being interviewed backstage, COME ON JUST GIMME DAT MATCH!
Harley Race vs Junkyard Dog
COME ON DOG BEAT TH KING! He won't be bowing down to no King.
Urgh why Moolah why.
Bob Uecker is a weirdo since he appears to be smitten by her.
The Brain is quite the sprightly evil manager.
DOWN GOES THE KING! Dem Headbutts. Harley Race isn't offensive for an old guy so far.
He's better than say Muraco!
Race wins against JYD and the dog is forced to bow and then slugs him.
This sounds similar to King's theme.
Vince interviews Hogan backstage, which means INTENSE PROMO! but hey at least Hogan kinda puts Andre over by saying how tough Andre's gonna be to beat.
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