King Kong Bundy and Big John Studd and Bobby Heenan vs The Machines and Lou Albano
Super Machine and Big Machine are the guys wrestling, Giant Machine is not.oh Big Machine is actually blackjack mulligan, that's nice to know.
Well then, why does the WWF have a stable of masked wrestlers? That's actually kinda awesome.
Bobby Heenan wrestling is so weird and Andre the Giant is around as the Giant Machine. This whole machine thing is just weird and makes go O_O
DQ with a win for the Heenan family
Jake "The Snake Roberts" vs RICKY "THE DRAGON" STEAMBOAT
I'M MARKING OUT BRO, this is already the most awesome match, Jake has good heat with the crowd booing HARD and Ricky got a very nice face pop.
This is the most awesome thing ever. they have a lot of good acion here with Steamboat flying and Jake being the biggest dick ever.
The crowd is so into this match, tis a damn shame they lost the services of the Dragon, cos he owns!
Yeah, every time the momentum shifts in favour of Jake The nake we get to see some really awesome stuff. The whole apex predator viper gimmick who slowly methodically breaks you down thing that Orton does?
If he did what jake does it'd be awesome, RICKY BUSTED OPEN, JAKE TOSSES HIM BACK IN THE RING AND KEEPS JABBING AT THE WOUND! He taunts AND RICKY COMEBACK! This is is like watching Ricky being Tortured, he sells so well.
RICKY WITH THE WIN OUTTA NOWHERE VIA ROLLUP! This match owned.
They really got the crowd behind em.
Bill Jack Haynes vs Hercules Hernandez
Audio difficulties please stand by, yeah no commentary for this one.
oh wait it popped up again, but crowd is deader than disco and I can't blame em.
Billy Jack Haynes wins, does Hercules ever win? What a loser.
Mean Gene is backstage with the president Jack Tunney.
The Rougeau Brothers vs The Dream Team
Brutus Beefcake and Greg Valentine are on TV too much. Could be worse though, I could be seeing the Nasty Boyz, but thankfully only Chronic has to suffer through those bozos.
Well I like those canadians, THOUGH I BELIEVE IN A FREE QUEBEC!
Brutus Beefcake may be no good wrestler, but he's not mongo bad yet! This is kinda fun.
Luscious Johnny flips out as the rougeau brothers seal the win!
ANOTHER BOBBY HEENAN PROMO, he's awesome, not as good a heel as Jake the snake imo, but in the managers category, he's running away with it.
Pedro Morales vs Harley Race
They both look so old. Oh hey this is a surprise, for such old men they can actually still kinda go.
HARLEY CHEATING BTARD STEALS THE WIN!
Harley race is the king of wrestling huh.
MAIN EVENT
WORLD TITLE MATCH
Hulk Hogan vs Paul Orndorff
THEY SLUGGING AT EACH OTHER, did the Ref just overpower Hogan?
LIKE WUT THE HELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN HOGAN GO THIS FAST!
A Hogan match where Hogan is kinda good? GO MR WONDERFUL!
Lovely Jubley I get to see Hogan actually wrestle like he gives a damn, same old moveset, but he's running around with tons of energy.
I'm actually surprised he hasn't blown up yet.
Match slows down some as Mr Wonderful starts to take over, but NO, HOGAN REFUSES TO LOSE TO HIM.
OH MAH GAWD ORNDORFF BODYSLAMS HOGAN!
WUT TEH HELL HOGAN WAS GON GO FOR A PILEDRIVER!
ORNDORFF HAS THE BELT, BELL HAS RUNG!
MR WONDERFUL IS WEARING THE BELT AND FINK NOW ANNOUCING THE WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION HULK HOGAN AWWW HELL NO!
REAL AMERICAN! yeah as a Hogan match this was much better than the poopy mania 2 outing.
This had a lot of crap, but it had some good promos and a couple of matches that were worth seeing.
Show Rating: ***
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