Battle Royale
yeah I ain't naming em all.
Wonder which footballer will win.
All you need to know is that the Hart Foundation is in this match and they're in blue.
Wait, Bruno is in there too, Bruno Sammartino like wuuuuut Andre the Giant vs Bruno Sammartino, TEW booking zone.
The Harts have lasted pretty long so far and Bruno is unceremoniously dumped outta here.
Wait what all the footballers are out!
Andre the Giant vs The Hart Foundation.
Andre wins :/
MAIN EVENT:
Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake vs The British Bulldogs
TAG TITLE MATCH
Ozzy Osbourne is there for some reason. Are you seriously telling me that the Brutus Beefcake match might be the best match on the card?
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The Bulldogs own and for a tag match, this ain't half bad at all.
IT'S OVER! Unbelievable! Pandemonium!
The Bulldogs are champs and captain lou albano is nuts. Osbourne looks too high.
New arena time!
Ricky Steamboat vs Hercules Hernandez
The midget is totally dominating the giant yay!
I love Steamboat chops, I love Steamboat.
WOOOOOO, STEAMBOAT OWNAGE! 2-0 AT WRESTLEMANIA THE STREAK IS ON!
Also Ventura is on commentary here so that rocks.
Adrian Adonis vs Uncle Elmer
welp audio issues with the commentary and Adrian Adonis is so hideous he makes the headbangers look like Bishounens.
This has got to be the breather match, afterall we're all burnt out after the clinic Steamboat and Hercules just put on :/
Literally the most painful match to watch on the card.
Adrian Adonis wins, now plz get rid of them both.
The Funk Brothers vs Junkyard Dog and Tito Santana
This has the potential to be pretty good, I like JYD and I like Santana, NOW GET OUTTA DA RING TITO I WANT MY JYD!
What's this? I'm legit enjoying a Wrestlemania 2 match? awww yeah! Thats how much the JYD owns!
The ref is Dave Hebner and according to lord alfred he's A GREAT REF! But the commentary is now about the trunks ripping and getting a real show.
They worked the hot tag really well here and the crowd is going nuts for JYD!
What nooooooooo, nooooooooooo, nooooooooooo the Funks have won it NOOOOO JUNKYARD DOG LOST ;_;
Hogan working out backstage right before his matchup, oh look they now showing us why Hogan and Bundy are going at it.
MAIN EVENT:
Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy
WORLD TITLE MATCH
STEEL CAGE MATCH!
Elvyra on commentary talking about exposed flesh.
A lot of flesh commentary, man, no use pretending it, the match sucks and Elvyra's crazy ass commentary is the best thing about it.
Elvyra: WHY DON'T THEY STOP THIS!
I totally agree!
Oh mah god there's blood in this match. Jesse Ventura has lost his voice trying to make you care about this main event.
Elvyra's hungry, that's nice to know.
When will this end damnit! Hogan is climbing down the cage and he wins via cage escape!
Nooo, don't beat up on Bobby Heenan!
Man oh man htis show sucked, at least mania III has a great match.
Show Rating: *
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