Wrestlemania 2
PLEASE DON'T BE AS BAD AS THE LAST ONE OH GOD PLEASE!
Awww yeah Ray Charles on deck, already an improvement on Mean Gene.
Speaking of mean gene, here he is! Oh lord Piper is on crack for this promo.
Don Muraco vs Mr Wonderful
Goddamnit, someone explain to me why for every PPV Paul Orndorff switches from heel to face.
Women commentators, wat git out.These old PPVs are making me like Orndorff but not doing any favours for Muraco.
Huh, this match is confusing and the crowd is chanting BS? Bah prolly summat else.
George "The animal" Steele vs Randy Savage
Let's go Randy! Noooooo, heel stalling tactics, nooooooo going round in circles.
Awww man, Randy looking like a total chump here. Flowers, really? Randy is attacking with flowers? FFFFFF, I hate this PPV.
Flowers are playing way too big a role in here.This is not a good mania match for the Macho man >_>
BUT HE WINS, AWWW YEAH, WOOOOO MACHO MAN!
next match has Jake the snake aww yeah!
George Wells vs Jake "The snake" Roberts
Jake the snake, best heel. DDT with the three count! Mania squash match for the heel!
AND TEH SNAKE'S OUTTA DA BAG!
Jake's such a jerk and its awesome.
Why is Mr T still working with the WWF damnit. Jesse Ventura interviewing Hogan and upstaging him Ventura so good.
Holy crap Joan Rivers at mania, her face hasn't got quite as much plastic surgery as today though. Darryl Dawkins is some judge.
Who the hell is Herb.
Whoa the main event 40 minutes in! 10 rounds of boxing well uh since this is a main event.
MAIN EVENT:
10 ROUND BOXING MATCH
Rowdy Roddy Piper vs Mr T
"We don't need any of that crap in here", I agree with the ref. gimme big show vs floyd.
Wild swinging...a lot of wild swinging
Round 1 was bad but all that wild swinging, no way is Mr T fit enough to last 10 rounds.
Mr T falling down a lot, kinda looks like he's sweating like mad.
I have seen good boxing matches and I have seen bad boxing matches, this is certainly more entertaining than the absolute WORST, but it doesn't make it any good damnit!
Ring out wuuuut.
Even with Vince on commentary the announcing is bad, get this chick outta here, I'd rather take Natalya Neidhart on commentary!
It's only the 4th round? nooooooooooooooooooo
Wait what, all this for that ending? FFFFFFF
Mr T is UNDEFEATED AT WRESTLEMANIA!
ok switching arenas now.
Velvet McIntyre vs Fabulous Moolah
WIMMINZ TITLE MATCH
Velvet already better than 55% of the Divas, but she loses to Moolah, like ewwww.
Nikolai Volkoff vs Corporal Kirchner
Flag match
My expectations for this are already really low.
wait what, they complaining about bitting? But the animal already did it!
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