Adrian Adonis vs The Dynamite Kid
Ventura walks away from the table cos he needs to talk to Macho Man.
yay DK wins and I'm dozing off already.....turns out I really did fall asleep.
oh gosh the next match is something I would have been awake throughout for.
Ricky Steamboat vs Randy Savage
This is limited to 15 minutes :/
One of the few matches with extended action outside the ring, easy to see why they don't do much stuff there, that concrete must hurt like hell!
This match is already way faster than anything else, OH GOSH WINNER FACES DYNAMITE KID.
The later rounds might actually be good!
MACHO MAN VIA FOREIGN OBJECT FROM INSIDE THE TIGHTS! TOO SHORT, THIS MATCH WAS TOO DAMN SHORT!
moondog spot promo, Hornswoggle promos are better.
Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot
Let's go JYD! No ref in the ring? The Dog counted himself the victor.
Moondog does not complain, victory for JYD woooo!
Mr Wonderful vs Tito Santana
Heenan's got a bounty on Orndorff's head, Bob Orton failed and now we got the face Santana in there, WILL HE TRY AND GET THE 50 G?
Tito has an injury entering into this match and he's paaaaain.
Are we gonna get another ref stoppage?
Paul Orndorff is working the leg what a face!
man how huge was Paul Orndorff back then? His matches have been given plenty of time and DOUBLE COUNTOUT!
so JYD ADVANCES YESSSSSSSS!
Roddy Piper vs Hulk Hogan
WORLD TITLE MATCH
So I guess this is the first ever WWF title match on PPV?
Hogan in white is really strange, Hulkamania is there, but he ain't in Red and yellow except for a headband.
Hogan still coming out to REAL AMERICAN and he does look like a superstar, oh hey even back then Hogan tore his shirt off.
oh wow, Hogan's kinda moving pretty fast in this.
geez, I just realized that this happened in 1985 and WCW still had these guys go at it a dozen years later?
REF BUMP! YELLOW CHAIR ON DECK!
What a heel! Piper going for another hit BUT HOGAN CATCHES IT AND THEY ARE FIGHTING HOGAN GETS THE CHAIR AND HITS PIPER WITH IT!
HOGAN WITH THE SLEEPER AND WAT DQ ENDING!
Ace came in to attack Hogan from behind MR WONDERFUL RUNS IN FOR THE SAVE!
Hogan still da champ but Piper didn't get pinned so w/e!
The Dynamite Kid vs Randy Savage
Dynamite Kid was pretty small but he looks bigger than Savage or at least equal in size here.
Yeah, they're going really quick here.
I'm assuming Macho Man wins, but man this will be kinda weird booking, since the finals will have a fresh face dawg vs a weary heel Macho Man.
BUT DK WITH A HIGH DROPKICK AND SUPERPLEX!
OH BUT MACHO MAN VIA ROLL UP, SOMEONE WON A MATCH RIGHT AFTER A SUPERPLEX.
Macho man's face in the concrete, Randy looks like a broken down man.
Lots of dudes i don't know in the ring, they are awarding a rolls royce to the winner of a sweepstake.
Well cool for the dude who wins I guess. Oh hey this is actually a Chicago crowd.
The crowd is booing the winner.
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