280 (fo realz version). Torterra
Given that Venusaur has already come up this shouldn't surprise anyone. Torterra is anothergrass starter and it's pretty boring to me. Nothing particularly offensive, just a turtle that they forgot to make grass so they planted a tree in it's ass. Now that I'm looking at it, maybe they were going for a landscape on it's shell or something (mountains on the right, tree on the left?). I guess that's kind of cool, but I'm not buying that something like that would evolve properly, it's a little too convenient. IIRC, a lot of people like Grotle, but it feels like it's design has the same problem, but even worse.
It looks like someone made a pretty cool looking Pokemon but then said "ah crap, it's supposed to be grass type" and used MS Paint to put some shrubs on the side. It's typing is criminally obvious, though somehow the good people at Gamefreak made it the only one of it's combination. It's just as well though, all things considered, if I want something that's 4x weak to ice, I can have the dragons line up around the block. Torterra is probably a Pokemon that by all rights I should like, but for some reason I just don't. As is typical of starters, Piplup and Chimchar both seemed like much cooler options than Turtwig.
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