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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/05/12 2:12:00 PM
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392. Kimmi Kappenberg (The Australian Outback, 12th place)

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Another person that I'm thankful was gone after five episodes, Kimmi s*** all over The Australian Outback even after she was voted out. She came into the season as Survivor's first ever vegetarian. To which I can only quote Timber Tina when she found out Cirie was afraid of leaves - "Does she know what show she signed up for?" But instead of adapting well to it like every single other Survivor with particular dietary habits, fears, and disabilities has, Kimmi made a big deal about being a vegetarian at every turn, including not being able to complete her turn in a challenge (even if she did make up for it later) and making a huge deal about the chickens (even if it did get a hilarious reaction out of Alicia). Despite being a pre-merge boot, however, Kimmi was totally responsible for Kucha being demolished at the merge, by revealing to Tina at a challenge that Jeff was the one who had votes on him. Back then, the tiebreaker was who had more votes at previous tribal councils, so when the two original tribes went into the merge at 5 each, the Ogakors knew exactly who to put their votes on, resulting in Jeff being eliminated by tiebreaker and Ogakor dominating pretty much all of the post-merge. The one thing that saves Kimmi from being lower on this list is that at least she now owns up to spilling the beans about Jeff (nobody could prove it before because it was one of those rare Survivor moments that wasn't caught on tape, despite changing the entire game).


391. Tyson Apostol (Heroes vs. Villains, 15th place)

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Speaking of people f***ing up the game even after they're gone, here's Tyson. In the first few episodes of Heroes vs. Villains, Tyson, who was a huge personality in Tocantins, barely got any screen time, so it was pretty obvious that he was either going to be an early boot or irrelevant to the outcome of the game. Well, turns out he was an early boot but was anything but irrelevant. Going into tribal council in episode 6, the villains had 9 people. There was a fairly obvious 6-3 split, with Rob, Tyson, Sandra, Courtney, Jerri and Coach on one side, and Russell, Parvati and Danielle on the other side. Seems like the vote should be easy. Only problem is Russell has a hidden immunity idol and everybody knows it, so it's going to be difficult to pinpoint which of his alliance members he's going to use it on. Then Rob comes up with a great plan to trap them, which really isn't even that great because it's been thought of since the hidden immunity idol was first introduced. It just had never worked. Rob, Tyson and Sandra would vote for Russell. Jerri, Courtney and Coach would vote for Parvati. Russell would play his immunity idol on one of the two of them, and the other one would be voted out in the tiebreaker, since it would be 3-3 with Russell, Parvati and Danielle's votes. Unfortunately, Tyson decides to switch his vote because he wants to risk it and take Parvati out. And I hate how this was shown, because it was made to look like Russell was the one who got him to switch, however Tyson revealed post-show that his discussion with Russell had absolutely no influence on his vote. We'll get to that more in Russell's write up. So Tyson switches his vote, Russell plays his idol on Parvati, and Tyson essentially becomes the first person ever to vote themselves out of Survivor. And he ruined the endgame by allowing an awful alliance to go into the merge intact, eventually making it to the end. So screw him.

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