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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/02/12 3:47:00 PM
#218:


402. Jenna Morasca (The Amazon, 1st place)

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Yep, Morasc*** as she is often called on Sucks is my least-favorite winner, and it's pretty well-deserved. Now don't get me wrong, there are a ton of reasons to love Amazon as a season. Is has a ton of great characters, some of which rank surprisingly high on my list, like, even higher than I thought I'd have them, but Jenna isn't one of them. She was barely shown on the season and when she was she was shown to be a little b****. She was lazy around camp, flaunted her good looks, called the older women jealous of her, and came across as a total b**** when she called herself "handicapped" for being good-looking with a deaf person sitting right next to her. She wasn't even a funny catty b**** like Heidi was. Stripping for chocolate and peanut barely makes up for all the horribleness she brought to an otherwise great season.


401. Lisi Linares (Fiji, 11th place)

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Lisi was pretty much cast on Fiji for being a fugly, obnoxious b****, and that's exactly what she brought to the season - being a fugly, obnoxious b**** the entire time. And the worst part is that she got the most screen time out of any of the women that season when there were far more entertaining women in that season who could have easily gotten themselves higher on this list had Lisi not stole their screen time with her obnoxiousness. I will give her this - the one good thing she added to the season was falling on her face in the memory game, becoming the first (and so far only) person in Survivor history to get physically injured during an entirely mental challenge.


400. Palau, post-merge
399. Borneo, pre-merge
398. Tocantins, post-merge
397. Heroes vs. Villains, post-merge
396. Africa, post-merge

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