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Topicdarkx ranks all 426 Survivor contestants
AdmiralZephyr
06/01/12 12:19:00 PM
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410. Kelly Wiglesworth (Borneo, 2nd place)

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Russell, Chase, Clay, Dreamz and now Kelly. A fifth of the runner-ups are in my bottom 20. However, there have been some great runner-ups as well, and at least 4 are in my top 50. Kelly was just terrible though. She started off the game being one of the pretty, cliquey girls with Stacey. Once Stacey gets voted out, she joins up and becomes part of arguably the most dominating alliance in Survivor history with Rudy, Sue and Richard. Halfway through the merge, however, she decides that she doesn't want to be aligned with them because she feels that making an alliance isn't fair. Really? You mean the very fundamental thing that Survivor is based on isn't fair? So despite her voting against them, she still makes it to the final four, where she betrays Sue to avoid a tie. She's then in the final two where she in return gets absolutely owned by Sue and doesn't win the million dollars because of her vote. Oh and here's a little gem that most people miss - when the game is said and done, after Richard is announced as the winner, the jury comes over to hug the final two. Well, Kelly refuses Sue's hug like the little b**** that she is.


409. James "J.T." Thomas, Jr. (Heroes vs. Villains, 10th place)

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There are a lot of people that I blame for f***ing up Heroes vs. Villains, and that's why J.T. actually manages to get this high is because it was a collective effort, but he absolutely gets the bulk of the burden. When Heroes vs. Villains was announced, JT was an obvious choice for the Heroes tribe. He was a recent and extremely popular winner, and had a bit of redemption to earn in the fact that he played an excellent physical and social game, but was a bit lacking in the strategic department. So on day one he decides that he wants to try and prove that he can be a strategic player by doing the very thing that gets almost every "strategic" player in trouble - he makes an alliance with every single person on the tribe. He's constantly betraying people and sending entertaining people home, and then comes the thing that everybody remembers him for in this season. He actually gives a freaking immunity idol to Russell, an action that comes back to haunt him and gets himself voted out at the merge and puts Russell in a position of power once more. Oh, and here's something that a lot of people don't know about - he cheated on his girlfriend with Sugar pre-show and promised that he would take her to the end, only to betray her at the first tribal council, causing her to try to kill herself at Losers Lounge.


408. Lindsey Richter (Africa, 11th place)

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Most people seem to agree that Lindsey sucks. She helped create the Mall Rats, one of the worst alliances in Survivor history, and was pretty much completely annoying through the whole game. She hated Frank, and I admit that I probably would have been annoyed with Frank had I been on Survivor with him, but she absolutely crossed the line with it, telling him to drop dead and such. Then she tried to sell out Brandon, the one person in the game who actually didn't hate her, resulting in herself being voted out. Even after she was voted out she affected the game by not having piercings, making her the overlooked correct answer to a question in the final four immunity challenge. Oh, and her mom didn't hug her enough.

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