And as everyone saw coming, right behind Colton for the terribad award comes NaOnka. Well, that's not entirely fair, because NaOnka at least isn't racist, but she does share most of the rest of the qualities that I hate about Colton - narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious, bullied somebody who was different just because they were different, epicly hogged up screen time, and left the game in a way in which we didn't get to see her get embarrassed, and even didn't seem apologetic at the reunion. I think the reason she outranks Colton is that, of the three castaways in Survivor history who actually made me uncomfortable to watch, she made me feel less uncomfortable than Colton and more uncomfortable that the person who ranks at #424. The fact that Nicaragua isn't quite as fresh in my memory as One World is probably helps her cause as well. But let's get into her in a bit of detail.
Pre-show I didn't get too much of a vibe from her either way. She just seemed like the typical sassy black chick. She was one of the several people that season that instead of forming any type of pre-season opinion of, I decided, let's just see how it plays out for her. And first episode she didn't do much. She announced that she was upset with the choice that her tribe made to give up the Medallion of Power, and that she didn't want Kelly, the girl with one leg, to get to the final 3 because she felt that she would win in a 9-0-0 vote just because of her situation. And she was probably right. So she was still middle-of-the-pack for me at that point. In episodes two and three she announced that she hated Fabio for no particular reason and started becoming unbearably b****y. Whatever. She's now fairly low on my list, but she's not a complete trainwreck yet.
Then episode four comes, and this is where I start to hate NaOnka. She and Kelly both see a clue for a hidden Immunity Idol at the same time. Kelly reaches for it first, but NaOnka has the bright idea to tackle her in order to get it for herself. Yeah, that's right. She tackled a girl with one leg for a little piece of paper. Later on when Kelly approaches her, like an adult, about the situation, NaOnka declares that she hates Kelly, for no apparent reason, and even threatens to knock her prosthetic off. Seriously? Is this b**** for real?
Next episode the tribes swap and she ends up with her friend Chase on her new tribe. And suddenly, the rain comes pouring down. So what is the first thing she does? Contemplate quitting. Like, seriously. That's all she's talking about all episode, that she's done and wants out. And then what happens? All it takes Chase telling her a story about how he saw a rainbow the day his dad died to get her to not quit. So, that was just a stupid episode. Next two episodes were pretty much The Marty Show, so we didn't see too much of her.
Then the merge hits, and it's the NaOnka show again. Kelly is long gone at this point, so she has to find someone new to piss off for no reason, so she chooses.... everybody. She hides the merged tribe's food and cooking supplies because she's in a bad mood, an act that is seen by Holly and later discovered by Alina. Later, when the tribe discovers that everything is gone, Holly calls NaOnka out and NaOnka, the world's greatest liar, insists that it didn't happen. When everybody begins to believe Holly's story, NaOnka then switches up her story that it was both her and Alina who took the food, which led to Alina being voted out.
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