And then comes episode six, which now cements him as a bottom-5 contestant of all time. Christina knows she is next to go. She's on a tribe that won't win unless the challenge is who can imitate a limp noodle the best, and everybody on her tribe is going to vote against her at the next tribal council. So what does Colton do? He rubs salt in the wound. He makes fun of her to no end, screams at her like a child during the challenge, even though Tarzan was doing worse than her, and all he said to him was "Come on, you can do it!" and verbally gives her three options - enjoy your last three days, quit, or jump in the fire and get medivac'd. At this point I hate this guy so much that now I want one of two things to happen to him - he gets blindsided with the idol and cries, or he makes the final three and gets torn to shreds by the jury like never before. But nope, God has other plans. That night, Colton begins to feel ill, and of all people, Christina, the one who he relentlessly made fun of, is the one person who gives a damn and tries to nurse him. So how does he respond? The next morning he says that he isn't grateful and he thinks she just did it to improve her position in the game. Smug little a******. Then what happens next is the very definition of poetic justice. Remember how he told Christina to jump in the fire and get medivac'd? Well his pains from the night before come back and begin to worsen, the medical team responds, and decides that he needs to be pulled from the game. A lot of people were happy to finally be done with him, but not me. That to me was the worst thing about Colton's story. We didn't get to see him get embarrassed.
And then comes the Reunion. His actions here (as well as his actions on Twitter, which are a whole other story) are what finally made me rank him as the worst of all time. He nonchalantly apologizes for his actions in the game, and smugly says that some of it was just joking and that "Everyone on the internet said the season got boring after I left." But he's the reason it was boring at all. He didn't bring entertainment to a boring season. He made the season boring. He was the reason that entertaining people like Bill and Monica were eliminated in the first few episodes. He was (even if indirectly) the reason we had a boring final five. And his unprecedentedly bloated edit was the reason that nobody else got any sort of development whatsoever for the first half of the season. And oh yeah, one more thing about the reunion. His MOM felt so bad about his actions and (lack of) apology that she stood up and apologized for him. What a horrible person. Dead last.
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