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3 Minute Warning Vs. Billy and Chuck

This is Raw vs Smackdown apparently. Ass Kissing is involved here. Rosey is beating up Chuck. Cole says they've got a who's who on their hit list. Including Minidust, Lesbians and Shawn Stasiak.

Jamal's in the ring and he's pummeling on Chuck, they've been careful to leave Billy out of the ring before he can gas out against these huge guys. Shot to the side of the head by Rosey moonsault attempt misses.

Chuck is trying to tag out. Billy with a dropkick and a clothesline. Billy is knocks both their heads against each other.

Samoans headbutting each other, are you dumb Billy! Superkick by Chuck and Jamal knocks him down. FAMEASSER! Now Billy clotheslines Rico.

Rosey with a shot and a super Samoan Drop by Jamal, 3 minute warning win. Stephanie now has to perform HLA. King's suddenly very excited.


Video Package for the big gold belt. Triple H is being super serious, RVD is being super chill.


WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:

Rob Van Dam Vs. Triple H (c)

Crowd is firmly behind RVD. Sideheadlock and they break up really quickly. Takedown and RVD likes that sideheadlock. RVD's playing to the crowd.

Another side headlock and the crowd's going quiet. Lawler's implying RVD is always high because he's always smiling. Triple H with the feet on the ropes.

Van Dam's still using only side headlocks, hey look he's got a water bottle. Water spit! Van Dam's taunting Triple H some more. Van Dam with another side headlock. Rollup and a close cover.

Bridgeout and a backslide attempt, misswed enziguri takedown by hook of the leg. Back to the Side Headlock. Spinning heel kick knocks down Triple H. Van Dam's going to fly and Triple H gets out of the way.

RVD just crashed and burned. Van Dam gets back in the ring at nine, Triple H is now in control. Van Dam kicks out. Triple H with a slingshot under the bottom rope. Van Dam's throat is hurting bad.

Van Dam attempted a rollup and Triple H kicksout again. RVD with a lot of Strikes and Van Dam's knocked down kickout in time. Game's up top and he just got tossed out. Triple H has the sleeper hold on.

Both guys collide and they just knocked each other out. Spinning heel kick and a dropkick. Rolling Thunder and a kickout by Van Dam. Shoulder charges in the corners and another rolling thunder.

RVD off the top knocking down Triple H. More kicks from Van Dam and Triple H is still kicking out. Ref gets knocked out and now has a bad back. Pedigree attempt countered into a slingshot.

FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! Hebner is still down and dead. Triple H gets the sledge and Van Dam knocks him out with a spinning kick. Hey look Flair's in the ring and he has the sledgehammer.

He's right in front of Triple H and HE JUST DECKED VAN DAM WITH THE HAMMER! Triple H's win is now a formality.

By god, Flair is evil!

They really are selling those Unforgiven PPV shirts hard.


WWE WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH:

Trish Stratus Vs. Molly Holly (C)

Trish is being aggressive and there's a bunch of armdrags. Molly with armdrags of her own. Trish bangs her head on the outside.

Neckbreaker, Molly's still beating on the challenger and the head hits the steps. This match has King excited over HLA still. Molly's trying to submit Trish.

Dropkick after Trish gets out. Bulldog and a little stratusfaction and a no title yet. ONE! TWO! Still nothing, Molly's going up top and Trish pulls the ropes.

Trish is going for her Hurricanrana and Molly blocks her. Handspring backside and Trish kicks out again. Bulldog and Trish wins the title!


Bischoff is happy. Time for Rico and 3min warning to party.

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