Bischoff's still outside Smackdown GM Steph's office. Triple H apparently signed. He signed his DIVORCE PAPERS!
WEEEEELL IT'S THE BIG SHOOOOW!
noooooooo, not the Big Show!
Big Show Vs. Booker T
Booker gets caught early and he's now getting hurled around. Booker kicking away and Show's just smacking Booker's chest.
Show throws Booker T into a post and gives him a clothesline. Such slow movements. Booker T fighting back and he's using a cord on the Big Show.
We could be getting a table spot here! Scissor kick breaks the table! Big boot by Booker and there's another scissor kick.
WHAT THE HELL BOOKER T WITH A MOONSAULT TO PICKUP THE WIN.
Torrie and Dawn Marie are in New York.
Here comes Triple H sounds like time for an announcement. After a longass entrance here comes Bischoff. This is taking forever, but I guess we're getting a lot of Hunter.
Now Shawn's arrived at the scene. He references how the nWo basically doesn't exist. HBK basically wants to recreate DX. Triple H after all this time chooses RAW.
Rikishi's the first guy being interviewed about Triple H's decision. Booker T's with Goldust, hey check out Terri. Goldust can't even look at her.
Edge and Hogan working together these days and they're all american except for the Canadian guy. The Anti-americans really don't like America.
WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Lance Storm and Christian Vs. Edge and Hollywood Hulk Hogan (c)
Hogan isolated already and there's a double suplex. Edge wants the tag. Hogan's wrecking both these Canadians apart. They're playing ping pong with Storm.
Big boot into Storm, flapjack, punches in the corner and a DDT beats him. Headlock and Christian's keeping Edge away from Hogan. Hair pulled and Edge is down, top rope Christian misses.
Here comes the hot tag after an Enziguri. No Edge beats up Storm then leaves Hogan to pick the two of them apart with punches and big boots. Hogan's knocking out everyone.
Big Legdrop. Superkick by Storm and he just knocked out Hogan, this lets christian punch him out. Double team and Hogan sidesteps Christian and Storm and Hogan knock each other down.
Backdrops by Edge and two spears, going for the pin, but it gets broken. Edge spears the ref. Test comes out to beat the crap out of Hogan. The DDT by Edge didn't work.
Rikishi runs in from behind to beat up Test. Edge SPEARS STORM! Hogan holds Christian back! JERICHO JUST BELTED EDGE! CHRISTIAN'S NOW HOLDING HOGAN BACK!
WE GOT NEW CHAMPIONS!
Video package involving Undertaker, lots of bells ringing. Rock and Angle are also beating each other up a lot.
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