Booker T's in bed and with a chick. Lights off. Goldust's in there. Wow, Booker T was packing some serious heat.
There's another Vince McMahon vs a wrestler feud it includes Triple H this time. Oh hey look Jericho's in there somewhere.
HELL IN CELL MATCH:
Chris Jericho Vs. Triple H
Triple H punching early, backbodydrop and more punches in the corner. Jericho countering with use of the cage. Triple H is still punching.
Forearm by Jericho and now he's punching. Timmy White's telling them to stop punching each other. Jericho agrees and starts chopping in the corner. Triple H likes punching in the corner.
Jericho runs in and crashes into the post. Triple H can do what makes him that damn good and punch some more. Triple H goes over the top ropes.
Whip to the steps by Triple H, he wanted a piledriver on those steps and Jericho's been hit hard into the cage and he's bleeding.
He's brought a ladder into the match. Triple H has also been lacerated. I don't know why but after the Angle match I feel drained for a damn Hell in a Cell match.
Jericho knocks Triple H down with that ladder and he's now punching him again. Triple H was whipped into the cage again. Jericho's got the ladder but he just ran into a chairshot.
Bulldog on the ladder by Jericho! Triple H is dazed. Triple H just threw the steps into Jericho's face. Timmy White just crashed into the cage and JR starts talking about keys.
Chairshot and both men are down, Jericho's got the cover but he's not winning when the ref is down. Jericho decided to assault the ref and he's been lacerated.
SPINEBUSTER! From Triple H, the refs are now using wirecutters. Jericho runs with a chair, what a dangerous to thing to do when a boot's in front of you. Triple H just found what he wanted.
SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT IN THE FACE OF JERICHO! Triple H is counting himself to prove his point, but there's still no referee. Jericho's leaving the cage on all fours. He just slammed the door into Triple H.
Triple H is now getting hit on the tables. DDT RIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
BLAST FROM THE PAST, TRIPLE H HAS THE BARBED WIRE 2 X 4! Jericho climbs up the cage and Triple H is in hot pursuit. Jericho uses it on Triple H's spine, ANOTHER shot to the back.
WALLS OF JERICHO ON TOP OF THE CAGE! MIKE CHIODA'S CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE! Will he tap out on top of the cage!
DOWNSTAIRS! Low Blow by the Game, Pedigree attempt, backdrop from Jericho, the cage survives. Jericho gets hit on the head by the 2 x 4. There was a cover there. Pedigree attempt and it connects! On the top of the cell and Triple H wins.
Angle's trying to evade Edge. They really like their get the F out campaign.
WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Billy and Chuck (c) Vs. Rikishi and Rico
Mr McMahon chose Rikishi's partner. Billy's attacking Rikishi early and he's not faring well, a superkick knocks him out. Flapjack on the double team and Rikishi's down.
He avoids a dropkick, neckbreaker and in comes Chuck. shoulder charges and punches. Rikishi's been isolated but he also doesn't want to tag in Rico. Belly to Belly and Rikishi's hurt.
Still no tag and Chuck and billy are just beating up Rikishi. Rico attacks Rikishi and he ducks, connects with Billy. Rikishi knocks out Rico. Superkick and a pin. Rikishi just won the tag titles.
Dancing to the pyros.
Edge looking for Angle, but he gets hit from behind. Haircut's incoming. They're still brawling and Edge has the sleeper hold on!
Angle's just gone bald. Hit the music, it's kinda late. YOU'RE BALD! YOU'RE BALD!
Look at the video package, it shows us backlash all over.
DEAD MAN WALKING!
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