Judgment Day 2002
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Eddie Guerrero (c) Vs. Rob Van Dam
Goddamnit I forgot we was in the WWE. Eddie's so much smaller than Van Dam.
He's also weaker and gets hit by a clothesline and a powerslam. Eddie's got to use his quickness but he's already losing his temper.
Flip time, there's the split legged moonsault. Backdrop and a legdrop. RVD's got those educated feet. Tilta whirl backbreaker.
Eddie being pulled back away from the ropes and RVD will try and make him submit. Eddie gets out of the jam and is now on offense.
He's not chopping, he's just hammering away at Van Dam in the corner! Eddie went for the eyes and he's now got his swagger back.
Hang on, I've seen this match before. Oh wait it's the exact same one from the previous PPV. Monkey Flip by Van Dam ad Eddie's been hung on the ropes.
Rolling Thunder and Eddie kicks out. Rollup attempts, they don't work. Powerbomb to knock out RVD! The frog splash is incoming and RVD avoids it.
Rob Van Dam goes for his five star frog splash and he misses as well! High crossbody, midair collision and a kickout!
Rake to the eyes and a few stiff hits, backslide by RVD to counter, now Guerrero goes for his backslide, FEET ON THE ROPES! Eddie retains.
Who the hell is this giant with the tattoos. He's bald with a giant chain. Devon's testifying amen. Vince is also there and so's Stacy.
WWE WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH:
Trish Stratus (c) Vs. Stacy Keibler
Devon came out with the big guy who is actually called Deacon Batista. Hey look Bubba came out as well.
Backdrop, that came from up high. Those long legs sure are noiceable in that outfit. Boston Crab already. There's a bunch of counters.
Missed clothesline, neckbreaker and Trish is actually moving. Stacy seems to be wobbling around. She's not happy either.
Bubba's laughing in her face and he gets slapped for it. Deacon assaults Trish from behind. Trish kicked out. Deacon's power is weak man. Handful of hair by the challenger.
Kick to the face by Trish, Deacon sucks. Stacy missfired, Trish wins.
Devon yelling out Brother! He wants to hug his brother, Deacon tried to interfere but Bubba knocks him out. Devon knocks out Bubba. they try to put Bubba through the table, but he fights back, they still manage to get him through in the end.
Flair's talking with Arn and here comes Vince.
The Hardy Boyz Vs. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman
I think the Lesnar theme has slightly changed. Jeff jumps into Brock and Matt goes in for a baseball slide. Paul Heyman's running.
He reminds me of Bobby Heenan. Brock's just running roughshod right through Jeff. Aerial tactics end up with Brock jumping into a suplex.
Matt's got the hot tag. He doesn't do much with it. Jeff and Matt double teaming Brock now.
They've got more success going now. Heyman's running for it but gets caught and the Hardyz are beating on him. Crossbody and Brock kicks out.
Jeff is thrown into Matt and F5! Heyman wants the tag and he pins Jeff for the win.
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