Undertaker's chatting with Coach and the crowd gives a good what.
WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:
Steven Richards (c) Vs. Booker T
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA! Armdrag takedown by Richards. Got to taunt Booker T as much as possible. Booker T is chopping and stomping hard on Booker T.
Under the ring we find a ton of weapons. Richards is throwing the weapons out of the ring. He missed something though. The broom's out, Booker wants to sweep this match under the rug.
Poke to the eyes and some chops. Kick to the face by Booker and a cover. Trashcan lid to the head. Straight shot to the head and Richards kicks out of the cover.
Chops to fight back. Flapjack from Booker and Richards is losing momentum. Hit to the head by the lid again. Booker T uses a backdrop and Richards sends him over the top. Can to the head.
The former five time champ is struggling with his head locked in. Richards is losing blood from the mouth. Dropkick on the trashcan and Booker T kicks out. Booker T going for a ride, spinebsuter on Richards, kickout.
The spinaroonie might be coming up! He's going to get a can first instead and he puts it on top of Richards. Dropkick! Richards kicked out of that! Steven kick and this time Booker T's shoulder is up. BOOK END!
We've got aa new hardcore champion. CRASH HOLLY WITH A ROLLUP AND WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!
Scissors kick, BACK TO A NEW CHAMPION! Justin Credible and Tommy Dreamer are in and Dreamer's bringing out the table. Booker's fighting them off. Nobody went through the table! but we got the spinaroonie. Jazz and Steven Richards comes in and the table doesn't break.
Kickout, this time it does and Steven Richards leaves with the belt.
Brock Lesnar's teaming up with Shawn Stasiak these days. Brock's been killing the Hardyz for fun. Oh Stasiak hears voices in his head. Heyman's telling Stasiak better just stay on the apron.
The Hardy Boyz Vs. Brock Lesnar and Shawn Stasiak
Stasiak ran in and started the match. Jeff is the one facing him. He's gone nuts. Sidewalk slam and Jeff gets out. Heyman's asking Stasiak what the hell is he doing.
Lawler making some dirty jokes. Lesnar tags in and absolutey wrecks Matt Hardy. He's staring at Stasiak. Matt's fighting back. Backbreaker and a huge slam. Lesnar's just towering over Matt Hardy.
Vertical suplex and Matt Hardy can't get up. Lawler's talking about brains drowning. Shoulder charge and Stasiak is thinking of tagging in and there's a blind tag. MATT TAGS IN JEFF HARDY! Stasiak's about to ruin the match.
JEFF WITH A CORKSCREW! Stasiak kicks out, Brock's kept out of the ring by both Hardyz. TWIST OF FATE! SWANTON! THE HARDYZ HAVE WON IT! Lesnar just gave the F5 to the two of them and spinebuster for Stasiak.
Here comes a running powerbomb.
Make a wish foundation trailer.
WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH:
Spike Dudley (c) Vs. William Regal
Regal's starting them match with his stiff looking moves. Spike Dudley's forehead is hurting. Crowd's really liking Regal.
Elbow and a dropkick by Spike. Regal's begging but it ain't working. Spike hurt his ankle. They need a trainer apparently. Spike wants to continue and Regal's taking advantage of the injury.
Is it me or does Spike often go into matches injured. Roll and a win for Spike. Regal's got the knux and the cheap shot knocks out Spike
Video Package and Big show has joined the nWo or something.
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