Insurrextion 2002
Video package and Undertaker's not looking happy at all. Ric Flair's losing his sanity and a lot of guys are jumping all over the place.
Look at that giant X.
WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Eddie Guerrero (c) Vs. Rob Van Dam
Van Dam will never lose the popularity stakes here. RVD using his educated feet, Latino Heat is matching up well to him.
There's a standoff with some trash talking. Spinning heel kick and a baseball slide. Moonsault from the apron and Van Dam's feeling it. Legdrop on Eddie and the split legged moonsault from up top.
Rollup by Eddie, countered. Eddie sidesteps Van Dam who goes out of the ring. Crowd does not like Eddie. RVD! RVD! RVD!
Eddie's beating on Van Dam and there's a suplex. Kickout by Van Dam. Headlock by Guerrero. He's been very aggressive. Foot on the rope, the hold is broken. Slingshot from under the bottom rope.
Boot to throat and the crowd still doesn't like Eddie. Rollups and Eddie is nearly pinned. He's arguing with the ref there.
He'll try and beat RVD via submission. Van Dam gets to the ropes. More kicks and a low dropkick, Latino Heat showing his educated feet.
Another sharp legdrop. Eddie's going for the legs and Van Dam's trying to fight out of it and SUPERKICK BY VAN DAM! Monkey flip by Van Dam and the momentum's changed.
ROLLING THUNDER! Eddie kicks out, Eddie revived and his counter results in Van Dam giving him a moonsault. ROB VAN DAM IS FLYING! Five Star Frog Splash misses! Eddie beats up the ref and he gets disqualified.
Eddie's now running after the referee and into a kick by van Dam. Belt Shot right in the face of Eddie Guerrero. There's a Five Star Frog Splash with Van Dam changing direction in mid air.
Molly Holly is talking about sleaze and trash. There's a punchline that took way too long to arrive.
Trish Stratus and Jacqueline Vs. Molly Holly and Jazz
Jazz is being called a female Mike Tyson. Atomic Drop by Jacqueline. Ref just got rolled over. How does this keep happening to the refs in these matches.
Molly and Jazz are working together well. Jazz slams Jackie and there's an irish whip. Legdrop misses, here's Trish and she's beating the hell out of Jazz.
Jawbreaker by Jazz. Chops on Molly and she walks right into a kick to the face. Jazz with the chickenwing and Trish's teeth are hurting. Handspring elbow and Jackie with a ick to break up the pin.
The commentators are discussing Molly's virginity. Trish is rallying, cheap shot by Molly and Jackie's got the ref distracted. Trish's pin is kicked out of. Neckbreaker and Jazz isn't going down.
Jackie and Jazz are going right at it and Jazz tried to pull the tights. DDT! Molly breaks the pin up there and Jackie knocks out Molly. Boston Crab on Jackie.
Jackie avoids the double team and now Trish and Jackie are beating up on them double stratusfaction, double pin and they win.
Bradshaw Vs. X-Pac
X-Pac's still got Kane's mask. The crowd still believes X-Pac sucks.
Backdrop on him by Bradshaw and there's a big clothesline. X-Pac's kicking the legs out of the big guy. Bradshaw's head is getting rammed into the turnbuckle. Bradshaw's been busted open.
More kicks by X-Pac and Bradshaw kicks out. More kick and a chokehold. Little old X-Pac has turned Bradshaw into a bloody mess.
Chops now and Bradshaw's had enough he's actually fighting back! But X-Pac's just too strong! Powerbomb for Bradshaw to save himself. Bradshaw's running into a kick. Powerslam!
Bradshaw with a flying tackle. Crossbody and into the fallaway slam. Scott Hall sighted. Bradshaw just got clocked by the nunchucks.
Kickout by Bradshaw, he knocks out Scott Hall and there's the X-Factor and the nWo triumphs.
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