No Way Out 2002
Milwaukee tonight here and JR's hype because
NWO! The POISON HAS ARRIVED AT NWO! Everything's gone black and white.
This Nash guy and Hall guy look like Diesel and Ramon and Hollywood Hulk Hogan is back with his heel tactics.
Hall looks incredibly goofy. Well we're starting with a promo talking about heat. Nash is the one doing the talking actually.
Crowd is chanting a whole lot of what. Their feelings are hurt? Hall's on the mic and the crowd loves him. He says they're not bad guys but marks.
Oh hey Scott Hall says he wants to drink some beers with the boys and Nash goes oh no you don't. Hogan's now got the mic. All this has been going on for what 10 minutes?
"God bless Vince McMahon"
Too Cool Vs. Christian and Lance Storm
The Hip hop Hippo's still dancing around. This is also a #1 contender's match for Mania. Oh this works like a gauntlet match.
Rollup by Scotty on Lance, Albert's in to show off his power. Christian's flying around thanks to a giant swing. Knockdown on Albert. Christian got a headbutt.
Spinning heel kick by Lance Storm and they're ouble teaming him already. Double clothesline knocks out the two canadians. Scotty's in there and he kicks Christian in the face.
Albert's back in and misses a rush, Scotty jumps Christian from behind and the the worm is incoming, Storm interrupts, scotty knocks him out and the Unprettier eliminates Too Cool.
Now who will face them next.
Christian and Lance Storm Vs. The Hardyz
They are back together and beating the holy hell of the canadians, Matt went up top but Lance pulled on the rope.
Kick to the jaw by Storm and the crowd only cares about Lita. Christian is hung on the rope. Jeff with a tag and he's he's gone down low.
Jeff slides and gets caught into a half crab, Matt wants the twist of fate and Christian interrupts, Storm kicks Christian in the face by accident.
Twist of Fate followed by a Swanton.
The Hardyz Vs. The Dudley Boyz
Same old Rivalry, now who's hotter, between Stacy and Lita. Powerslam by Devon Bubba's in there and he's going for a submission! Matt runs in to stop Bubba's submission.
Devon tags in and he knocks down Jeff. Bubba takes a slam and the ref is distracted, Jeff goes low on Bubba, tries the superplex, is pushed off and Bubba jumps!
But he lands wrong! Devon's now in and Matt knocks him down, DDT on Bubba. Kick to Devon and Matt goes for the legdrop. Bubba pulls him off.
Dropkick by Jeff and they snap back Bubba's head. Matt wants a twist of fate. Stacy interferes, Lita spears her, Bubba bomb on Matt. Litarana on Bubba and Jeff goes for an outside Swanton.
Rollup by Matt and they get the win, 3D on the floor! Knocks out Jeff!
The Hardyz Vs. Billy and Chuck
Oh my, they've got quite the advantage here and Billy misses Matt who is fighting them both on his own.
Kick by Chuck and a Fameasser by Billy!
Billy and Chuck Vs. APA
Business has just picked up. Faarooq is manhandling chuck. Bradshaw's chopping and roughing up Chuck. Hell the headband dropped.
Clothesline by Chuck who now that I look at it, is pretty damn big. Fallaway Slam by Bradshaw.
Faarooq is isolated from Bradshaw and the two blondes are stomping on Faarooq. SPINEBUSTER! There's the tag to Bradshaw and Chuck's in trouble.
CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Down goes Billy and the APA will be going to Wrestlemania.
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