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MAIN EVENT:
ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH:
#1 Here's Rikishi ready to deliver the stinkfaces. #2 HOLY HOT DAMN! GOLDUST IS BACK! Goldust is playing the mindgames early on and he's circling Rikishi.
Rikishi's thinking to hell with this moron! Uppercuts by goldust and he's using some nice hit and run moves. Goldust lands on the apron, low blow and he's punching Rikishi again. Another close escape by Goldust.
#3 Big Bossman, this time he gets to the ring in time and Bossman and Goldust combine to work on Rikishi!
#4 Bradshaw! Big Bad Bradshaw's already kicking ass! Knockdown on Goldust and Bossman's still punching Rikishi. The stinkface is incoming and Bossman's done for.
Superkick to Bosman's face and he's out, Rikishi going for a samoan drop on Bradshaw. Powerbomb by Bradshaw.
#5 Lance Storm is serious right now. Storm holds on to the ropes and Bradshaw's punching him again. Storm's on his knees.
#6 WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT! Al Snow from Tough Enough is here! Bradshaw with a clothesline from Hell, Lance Storm is out cold. Crowd wants head. Snow and Bradshaw are brawling.
#7 Billy Gunn, he's cut his hair and looks like one of the Holly cousins now. He's also been knocked out cold. Storm and Snow brawling on the ring apron. Snow eliminates Lance Storm!
Rikishi's trying to overpower Snow and Bradshaw's snuck up on by Billy and he's out.
#8 OH MY THE UNDERTAKER'S HERE! He's cleaning house, and now he's clearing his yard. Goldust is chokeslammed out of the ring. Snow is the next victim and Rikishi gets booted in the face and he's out now!
Billy is the next one eliminated and Undertaker's cleared the ring of everyone else.
#9 Matt Hardy with Lia by his side! He's running right in there and Lita's jumping and she gets caught. Low Blow by Lita and Twist of Fate by Undertaker. Matt's trying to dump Undertaker out of the ring but he's now getting slapped around.
Matt Hardy punching away and he's got one leg lifted up. Lita's jumping up and down.
#10 HERE'S JEFF HARDY! Both Hardyz are stomping and Lita joins in for a triple stomp on The Undertaker and the Hardyz are back on the same page. Undertaker with a double clothesline. Twist of Fate and Jeff goes for the Swanton and of comes the shirt.
Undertaker eliminates Jeff Hardy and now Matt's taking the Last Ride. That's it for him.
#11 Maven, wait, who is Maven? He runs in and gets a big boot. Lita's still on the apron and she gets shoved off. The Hardyz are back on Undertaker and he's beating the crap out of them anyway.
DROPKICK BY MAVEN! OH MY GOD HE JUST ELIMINATED THE UNDERTAKER! Undertaker is LIVID, he's going to try and make Maven famous. Maven goes through the ropes. and Undertaker hits him with a chair on the skull. Camera man's shoved to the floor.
#12 Scotty 2 Hotty is dancing his way to the ring, Maven's thrown back into the Ring, Undertaker punches Scotty. Rock now throws Maven over the ropes. Crowd surfing! Maven's being beaten through the crowd and and Undertaker's now dragging him into the concessions stands.
#13 Christian OH LORD! UNDERTAKER JUST SMASHED MAVEN'S HEAD INTO THE POPCORN MACHINE! Undertkaer's eating popcorn.
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