Royal Rumble 2002
Check out that montage of past Royal Rumble winners, fails to include Big John Studd. Mr Perfect is somehow back in the rumble apparently. WAIT WHAT! MR PERFECT? OH MAN HYPE!
We're in Atlanta and everyone's going wild.
WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Dudley Boyz Vs. Tazz and Spike Dudley
How odd seeing the Dudleyz as challengers, but Lawler's checking out Keibler.
Tazz you still have the greatest theme ever. Spike has a neckbrace and The brawling's on the outside already. This might be over already.
Neckbreaker by Bubba and this is going to annoying they censor even the WWF badge on the referee's chest. Devon with a sharp elbow on Spike's neck and a snapmare again.
Crowd wants tables. Brainbuster by Bubba and Spike counters with the Dudley Dog. He hasn't been able to capitalize on it and Devon goes for a diving headbutt.
They're going for the double lariat and Spike dodges them. Tazz gets the tag and he clotheslines everyone and a suplex for them all. Nearfall!
Spike's climbing and Bubba gets kicked in the face. DUDLEY DOG AGAIN! TAZMISSION ON STACY! Spike tries the Dudley Dog, gets dumped out of the ring.
TAZMISSION ON DEVON! He taps out! Tazz has destroyed the Dudleyz on his own.
Edge is so damn tall, he's also very angry and he even brought a nice little steel chair to beat the cap out of Regal.
WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
William Regal Vs. Edge (c)
Nick Patrick's searching for brass knux and he found them! Lawler' pointing out Regal just had another man put his hands down his pants. Edge is ramming Regal's face into the canvas.
Big knee by Regal and the crowd's chanting how much he sucks. Backslide and a quick strike knocks out Edge. Facelock with Edge on the ropes. Enziguri takes down Regal and he's climbing back up.
Suplex by Regal and he's going for a bunch of covers. So weird seeing Nick Patrick be fair. Elbow by Regal and the underhook suplex is countered by a backdrop. Powerbomb by Regal and Edge kicks out.
Hard elbow and now a hard knee, but Edge wrecks Regal and goes for the cover and the foot's on the rope. Both men's heads collide and they hit the canvas. Nick Patrick's started counting. Suplex and another one.
Edge runs in hard with a clothesline and Regal kicks out. Smacktalk and Regal's got the stretch on! Regal's unable to make Edge tap and now Edge gets the stretch on Regal. Edge from the top rope! Wait what! Regal may have another set of Brass Knux!
SPEAR! REGAL SHOVES THE REF IN BETWEEN! REGAL WITH A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS KNOCKS OUT EDGE! Nick Patrick's counting and WE HAVE A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
WWF WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH:
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Jacqueline
Jazz Vs. Trish Stratus (c)
Trish decked out in purple and she's got a bandaged left hand. Splash by Jazz and Trish fights back with forearms and a lot of flips and reversals there.
Stiff forearm from Jazz and she drops her on the ropes. She's working over the arm and there's a legdrop. Jacky's spending a lot of time making one counts. Jacky with a low count and Trish is able to kick out.
DDT attempt, countered by Jazz and Trish is screaming a lot. STRATUSFACTION! Reversed by Jazz and she hits the DDT! Trish is able to kick out just in time. Bulldog by Trish and she wins.
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