Kurt Angle's with Ric Flair and there's a lot of screaming and yelling by Angle with Flair acting all confused.
Lita's in sexy referee gear and in comes Matt Hardy. Oh the Hardyz are fighting each other tonight.
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Lita
Jeff Hardy Vs. Matt Hardy
The crowd's more into Lita than the two brothers. Matt's badmouthing Jeff and there's another knockdown. Armdrag takedown by Jeff and he's got the arm which he's starting to work over.
Bodyslam by Matt and there's an elbow drop. Chops by Jeff. Sleeper hold and Matt Hardy's going for the legdrop. Jeff going for a legdrop off the second rope.
Jeff on top of the turnbuckle and Matt brings him down. Rollup attempt falls short. Hurricanrana on the outside and both guys are down. Stomping by Matt and a quick Chop Block. Matt trying maybe a powerbomb, Jeff's too fat.
Side Russian Legsweep by the younger brother. But again Matt goes to the leg. Matt was thinking about aiming for the leg again and Jeff kicked him out. Slugfest between the two, twist of fate, blocked and Matt drops the legs.
Twist of fate by Jeff and he's going for the Swanton. Punch by Matt and he now tosses Jeff to the mat. He's stalking him and the Twist of Fate is again blocked. Jeff with a twist of fate, countered into a backslide, countered again. Matt holds the ropes, Llita calls him out.
Rollup by Jeff. Matt and Lita sure are arguing a lot. Swanton and this one's done! No Matt has his foot on the rope. Wait what, Lita's lifting Jeff's arm. Lita just screwed Matt.
Trish and Rock are having a moment.
WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Dudley Boyz (c) Vs. Big Show and Kane
Kane's cleaning house early on and both Dudleyz are struggling against the sheer size of Kane and Big Show. Bodyslam and a cover, but Bubba survives. Devon doesn't want to tag in just yet, he does now and takes a sidewalk slam.
The Dudleyz are in real trouble right now. Stacy's now in the ring and Big Show's smiling. Big Show's a big pervert who likes to spank hot blondes.
Clearly angered by this the Dudleyz run in and give Kane a 3D! Big Show's the one who did the deed and Kane takes the whole brunt of the Dudleyz offense. Double elbow clears out Big Show.
Show's running wild again and a chop block stops him in his tracks, Kane comes in. Team Hoss are no longer on the same apparently, oh wait now they are. Big Boot to Bubba and the elbow's avoided Kane gets struck and Show bullies Keibler again.
Flapjack on the top turnbuckle and that's it for Show.
Lita and Matt are yelling a lot.
Undertaker talks about kissing ass. Hey JR ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME! Tazz died. RVD got bullied. Even Bradshaw got killed.
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
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