Pinkie Pie with the balloons keeps just being honest. I just like how cheerful and nice she is all the time while being completely funny. Either her or Fluttershy is going to start displaying serial killer tendencies, you can’t have two very nice archetypes in the same show I think.
Griffon with the epic lameness of popping the balloons only for Pinkie Pie to come back with a flying machine. You CANNOT EVEN HOPE TO CONTAIN THE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP THAT PINKIE PIE HAS IN HER HEART YOU FOOL.
Pinkie Pie is mad. Pinkie Pie should just destroy the universe.
…Twilight Sparkle just accused the great Pinkie Pie of being jealous.
Someone is moving down the rankings and meeting Doctor Doom.
Twilight Sparkle is basically always wrong when it comes to stuff like this. Always wrong. Why can’t she ever be right. Now she is having the greatest of all of the ponies doubt herself. This is just sad.
Pinkie Pie observes Gilda being a thief and she seems really mad. Pinkie Pie should crush her foe into the palm of her hand. Do it Pinkie Pie!
I would like to take the time to note that Pinkie Pie may be starring alongside Doctor Doom in any Pony spinoffs I might do as his loyal and psychotic lab assistant.
Oh come on you pick on Fluttershy? Kind, small sounding Fluttershy? That’s low.
Oh god Pinkie Pie is entering Speech mode. She is mad.
EXTREME MEASURES Pinkie Pie style.
Your auntie Pinkie Pie is going to take care of it!
Also I find out Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie Pie. Not surprising.
Oh god Pinkie Pie is not screwing around. Electric handshake and Gilda is down on the ground! Yes! Yes Pinkie Pie! Harness your rage and destroy her!
“I know what you are up to.”
“Great ^_^.”
“I know what you are planning.”
“*giggle*. I hope so. This wasn’t supposed to be a SURPRISE party!”
“I…mean I’ve got my eye on you.”
“AND I got my eye on you!”
Pinkie Pie just keeps getting better and better. I like how her statements can both be generically nice and amazingly subtle threats unto themselves. (Post Episode note: It was staring me in the face but I didn't want to believe it.)
…Gilda literally knocked Spike out of the way my god can she just go drop off a cliff now? What? It’s a children’s show? Who cares!
“Why? Can’t you watch me like a Griffon?”
Oh my god Pinkie Pie is destroying her.
And then Gilda went crazy because Pinkie Pie had managed to own her so much that she totally lost it and thought she was being pranked again.
I like how she is having what I affectionally refer to as a Von Karma breakdown she is claiming she has not lost her cool. Good job.
Oh plot twist I gave Pinkie Pie too much credit. Or rather she is awesome and totally sweet and not as devious as I thought. Well that’s a bit of a shame. Okay I was going to have to have Pinkie Pie as 1 AND 2 on my rankings so it goes to show that even top tier characters can’t steal the entire show.
Okay well Rainbow Dash had a bit of a redeeming episode but she’s still the worst pony. I might have a little more mercy at this juncture when I feed her to Doom though.
Pony Rankings:
1. Pinkie Pie
2. Fluttershy
3. Applejack
4. Twilight Sparkle
5. Rarity
6. Rainbow Dash
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