Porn as an expectation warper can go both ways too, fyi. If porn were to be believed (because you know, there aren't intelligent human beings who can differentiate existing on this plane of reality) every male has a baby's arm clutching an apple for a dick.
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'You wear your sin like it's some kind of prize.'