On a dark pokehighway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of the diglett, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy; An exclamation mark;
A trainer wants to fight.
There he stood in the doorway;
Using monsters and not spell
And I was thinking to myself,
"Fighting Doom'll be Hell."
Then he billowed his cloak and shouted dramatically
There was a voice from his mask,
I thought I heard him say...
Welcome to the Doom of Dooms,
Such a lovely Doom
Such a lovely Doom
Plenty of room to get Doomed
Any time of year
You can find it here
He threw out a Starmie, it got the Mercedes bends
He had a talking Meowth but he, didn't think it was a friend
How it cowered behind his leg, sweet Starmie sweat.
Some use swift to remember, some swift to forget
So I called up my Raichu,
"Please bring it the hurt"
It said, "Raichu raichu raichu," and I think I heard Doom snort
And still those voices are calling from far away,
When I yelled out thunderbolt
Only to Doom say
Welcome to the Doom of Dooms
Such a lovely Doom
Such a lovely Doom
You won't be livin' after Doom
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring a change of pants
Cyborg Starmies on the grass,
The cyborg Hypno too
And Doom said "You are all just subjects of Doom, of my own dervice"
He took out a mind control ray
He stole my beast
Then he took my other pokeballs,
And he said to me...
Last thing I remember, I was
Falling to the floor
I had to beg on my knees
Saying I'll go everywhor
"Relax," said the Doom man
"You are programmed by my ray
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
You are programmed by my ray.
You can tell people of the Doom any time you like,
But you can never cease."
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Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.
Started: July 6, 2005