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Last time, Barbie trounced Mario, but this time, I have a more complete list of careers, and I've added Homer to the list. Jobs and sports they all share have been condensed into a single list, so each resume only lists careers at least one other person lacks. A major weakness for Homer is that he has by far the fewest scientific accomplishments, and is notably the only one lacking a medical license and a career in computer engineering. Meanwhile, Barbie has never been an umpire or inventor like the others, and Mario has never been a beekeeper or politician.

All: Police Officer, Firefighter, TV Show Host, Musician, Infantry Soldier, Astronaut, Chef, Cowboy/girl, (Mario/Barbie qualified for civilian and military, Homer only civilian), Babysitter, Teacher (Mario and Homer at one subject each, Barbie with elementary school, special ed, Spanish, and sign language), Waiter/Waitress, Business Executive, Mail Carrier, Artist, Secretary/Personal Assistant, Park Ranger, Actor/Actress (note: although all are actors, only Homer is also a voice actor), Farmer, Stunt Bike Rider, Detective, Treasure Hunter/Explorer, Adventurer, Barber/Hairdresser, Secret Agent/Spy, Thief/Cat Burglar, Journalist/News Anchor, Photographer, Animal Handler/Trainer

Shared Sports: Dancing (Mario: Break and Limbo, Barbie: Ballroom and Ballerina, Homer: Drunken), Racecar Driving, Boxing, Bowling, Baseball, Skiing, Climbing, Basketball, Golf, Tennis, Football

Mario
Mastered Sports: Motorbike Racing, Hockey, Soccer, Rowing, Dodgeball, Volleyball, Snowboarding, Swimming, Judo, Horseback Riding, Wrestling, Archery, Sprinting, Hurdling, Hammer Throwing, Long Jumping, Pole Vault, Fencing, Skeet Shooting, Cycling, Speed Skating, Curling, Ice Skating, Badminton, Handball, Ping Pong, Karate, Tightrope Walking

Resume: Carpenter, Plumber, Referee/Umpire, Brewery Worker, Factory Worker, Doctor, Construction Worker, Toy Maker, Theme Park Owner, Marine Biologist, Archeologist, Submarine Captain, DJ, Typing Instructor, Composer, Biologist, Juggler, Pirate, Detective, King, Rapper, Inventor, Sheriff, Safari Guide, Lumberjack, Fisherman, Carwash Attendant, Janitor, Gardener, Exterminator, Car Rental Salesman, Zookeeper, Scientist (master of all science and knowledge), Attorney, Astronomer, Computer Programmer, Pharmacist, Submarine Captain, Landscaper, Oil Miner, Tank Operator, Time Traveler, Spaceship Pilot

Barbie
Mastered Sports: Soccer, Karate, Softball, Skateboarding, Gymnastics, Snowboarding, Figure Skating, Scuba Diving, Cheerleading, Aerobics, Surfing, Volleyball (Chinese Barbie canon only), Horseback Riding

Resume: Dentist, Doctor, Ophthalmologist, Nurse, Surgeon, Veterinarian, Paramedic, Army Medic, Paratrooper, Army Officer, Air Force stunt flying recruitment specialist, Marine Corps Sergeant, Navy Petty Officer, Chancellor of Germany, Florist, President of the United States, UNICEF Ambassador, Vice President, Lifeguard (Baywatch canon only), Mountie, Judge, Architect, Astrophysicist, Computer Engineer, Entomologist, Geologist, Game Developer, Robotics Engineer, Rocket Engineer, Paleontologist, Polar Marine Biologist, SeaWorld Trainer, Stewardess, Tour Guide, Fashion Designer, Fashion Model, Film Director, Make-up Artist, Pet Stylist, Rapper, Rock Star, Sees Candies Cashier, Resort Greeter, Banker, Cashier, Streamer, Princess, Beekeeper, Arctic Rescue Specialist, Yoga Instructor, Judge

Homer Simpson
Mastered Sports: Acrobatics, Curling, Wrestling, Minigolf, Softball

Resume: Homer Simpson: Nuclear Technician, Nuclear Safety Inspector, Paramedic, Greeter, Assassin, Baby Proofer, Bartender, Factory Worker, Casino Card Dealer, Bodyguard, Bootlegger, Bounty Hunter, Butler, Candle Maker, Car Designer, Carny, CEO, Chauffeur, Chief of Police, Choreographer, Chiropractor, Con Artist, Cashier, Detective, Drug Smuggler, Door-to-door Knife Salesman, Mascot, Catholic Deacon, Marriage Officiant, Film Critic, Film Productor, Fisherman, Fortune Cookie Writer, Clerk, Garbage Commissioner, Dishwasher, Greenhouse Manager, Grim Reaper, Prison Guard, Truck Driver, Impotency Spokesman, FBI Informant, Internet Service Provider, Inventor, Clown, Mall Santa, Marriage Counselor, Mayor, Missionary, Mafia Don, Monorail Conductor, Oil-rig Worker, Opera Singer, Snowplowing, Paparazzo, Public Speaker, Roadie, Railroad Engineer, Rollercoaster Designer, Referee, Stand-up Comedian, Superhero, Telemarketer, Town Crier, Union Leader, Used Car Salesman, Satan, Beekeeper