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22. Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

When I was in middle school, my language arts teacher dedicated a chunky portion of time within the curriculum on creating titles for our future works. She termed this, Jazzy Titles and that phrase haunts me to this day. What does the word jazzy even mean? Is it in reference to the musical properties of jazz? Is it related to the rhythmic styles of swing? How can you classify something as jazzy if one isnt performing music or motion?

As a large and old man at this point, I think I have finally discovered the true meaning of that adjective through experiencing Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion. Once I saw this title, the phrase Jazzy Title submerged from my subconscious and began to dominate my casual stream of thought. The moment I read Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion in the Messenger chat my brother sent to me, offering me a free Steam code to play it with, I was enamored with it. Jazz comes in many forms, but it is at its most intriguing when you seek out avant-garde or free improvisation. It turns the already complex musical landscapes of jazz into something far more unorthodox and layered, Something far more bizarre, yet still holding onto the regality one would associate with smoother jazz. It can even, at times, be somewhat sinister. If you have ever listened to Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady, you will likely walk away thinking Wow, that was total shit.'' or Wow, that was the greatest thing Ive ever listened to. Jazz has significant power to compel or destroy ones psyche.

It was that curiosity which drove me to try out Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion. Beyond a video game, it is a relentlessly compelling string of words which necessitate further understanding to become fully immersed in whatever expression of character Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is intending to elicit. It is a game which I feel immediately drawn into playing solely on the basis of the quality of its description.

The actual video game is extremely boring. It plays like the most mindless of top-down adventure games with extremely linear dungeons and an absolutely tiny overworld. Its core appeal appears to be its writing, which reeks of current meme humor. I imagine the games writing will be outdated within the next two years. I laughed out loud exactly one time. There is some fun in constantly tearing up documents from both governmental and private industries seeking to capitalize upon you, but it only reminds me of the futility of anarchism in the current hellscape we call The United States of America. I can re-use my own jokes from last year because Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion attempted to make me laugh by utilizing a years-old copypasta with no legitimate context. I realized after ninety minutes of play, I was already approaching the ending, and that continued play would be a complete waste of everyones time. I also just now Googled the term Jazzy and found it has an official definition of, bright, colorful, and showy. I have wasted my entire life pondering these words, when I could have just used a dictionary.

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion Score: 2/6