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TopicRoller Skating Rinks...
LinkPizza
10/30/21 2:47:56 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I think I told this story here but I did something super cringe at a roller rink once

Went on a date with this girl. It was our first date, and one of the first dates I'd ever been on. I had met her at this rink a couple weeks prior and got her number. We met up again, but throughout the whole date I spoke with an Australian accent. Mind you, when we met prior I spoke normally.

And this was early tweens Farq, here. I could maybe muster a terrible Australian accent now... but back then? This was a bastardized Crocodile Dundee stereotype mashed through a South Coast Massachusetts filter. "G'day! What's a good lookin' Sheila like you doin' in a losah town like this?"

And I didn't relent. I made up this fucking bizarre story about my dad being Australian and how I'd only been in the States a few years and blah blah it was super weird and awful and I have no fucking clue why I did it but thankfully she didn't go to the same school as me so the story pretty much died in the roller rink along with any possibility of fostering any sort of romance with this young lady lol

OMG! Haha! Must have been in a state of shock... And you couldn't really stop halfway through...
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