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| Topic | You know you're really high when you try to rob a place with finger guns. |
| The Sock 10/21/21 12:00:27 AM #1: | https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-tries-rob-waffle-house-finger-guns-nabs-napkins-his-exit-1640595 Florida Man Tries to Rob Waffle House With Finger Guns, Nabs Napkins in His Exit A Florida man has been arrested after attempting to rob a local Waffle House with finger guns and stealing napkins from the local restaurant. On Tuesday, the Madison County Sheriff's Office said that 28-year-old Eward Wiliam Rodriguez of Madison, Florida is facing charges for unarmed robbery and assault after trying to rob the restaurant while under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Witnesses at the restaurant told Madison County deputies that Rodriguez walked into the Waffle House with a small dog, gestured his hands into finger guns and yelled out, "get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed!" Rodriguez then grabbed a handful of napkins and fled the scene. Shortly afterward, Madison County deputies caught up with Rodriguez at home where he confessed to robbing the restaurant of its napkins, according to the Madison County Sheriff's Office. Yes, this is another Florida story. Also, he was so high he probably thought the napkins were dollar bills. --- Sit-up champion of the 27th century. #BlackLivesMatter ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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