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One day you're walking home, carrying a huge paper bag of groceries, when you hear running from behind you. You look over your shoulder to see a massive pitbull dragging a half-broken leash behind it!

Just as it's about to reach your heels, a man in a strange red suit emerges from a nearby bush and points at the dog, causing it to slump over.

The man introduces himself as Lucifer Morningstar better known as the Devil. He explains that if the pitbull had mauled you at that moment, you would've died and gone to heaven, so he helped prolong your life on the off chance you go to Hell later due to your actions. He lets you know it's a wicked sweet party down there.

Just as he's about to leave, a bolt of lightning strikes the ground nearby and God appears, wagging his finger. He chastises the Devil for interfering with His divine plan. He then looks at you. "Can you believe the nerve of this guy? I sent this sweet pitbull-- my favorite breed of dog-- to become your best friend, and he has the nerve to not only kill it, but to tell you that I wanted you dead! Wait, don't tell me you believe him! Well, I'll leave the decision up to you. Should I revive this poor pitbull?"

What will you do?







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