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| Topic | Your 19 year old sister brings her bf home |
| Hambo the Hog 05/31/21 11:57:07 AM #5: | I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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