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Topic	My conversation with Gatorade customer support
MabusIncarnate 05/03/21 2:35:26 AM #1:	Me - Greetings, first off, love your product. Been a consumer my entire life. Today I encountered a bottle that was seemingly impossible to open. In fact, after a day of working out, I had to wait until I got home to open the cap, just to find another adhesive seal with tabs on it that were so tiny, I couldn't peel it off. I had to use a knife to finally get to it successfully. Is it possible maybe you can make things a bit more user friendly in the future? Thanks for your time and consideration. Gatorade - Hello consumer, and thanks for your inquiry! Maybe it's time to amp up that workout if you can't open a simple bottle. We sat here and laughed wondering if you were a "for show" fitness person being you are incapable of completing simple tasks. Did you have pizza and cake after your workout, while you triggered the "Lunk alarm" 4 times in 5 minutes attempting basic output of force and effort? Let us know how we can help further! Me - Oh, i'm just saying, compared to what a lot of products I drink, it seems like there is an unnecessary amount of seals that are difficult to get to. Gatorade - Does your daughter have an e-mail? We are further convinced now that if you simply asked her, she could have opened the bottle for you. We'd like to contact her and know if she attempted, if she isn't too busy watching My Little Pony and being less of a bitch as you are, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Pastel unicorns are icons of strength you know! Me - My Litttle Ponies aren't unicorns Gatorade - Of COURSE you would know that! Would you like a coupon? Fuck Gatorade tbh --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953496133] in My convers... [t:79438373]...</cite> <quote>Me - Greetings, first off, love your product. Been a consumer my entire life. Today I encountered a bottle that was seemingly impossible to open. In fact, after a day of working out, I had to wait until I got home to open the cap, just to find another adhesive seal with tabs on it that were so tiny, I couldn't peel it off. I had to use a knife to finally get to it successfully. Is it possible maybe you can make things a bit more user friendly in the future? Thanks for your time and consideration. Gatorade - Hello consumer, and thanks for your inquiry! Maybe it's time to amp up that workout if you can't open a simple bottle. We sat here and laughed wondering if you were a "for show" fitness person being you are incapable of completing simple tasks. Did you have pizza and cake after your workout, while you triggered the "Lunk alarm" 4 times in 5 minutes attempting basic output of force and effort? Let us know how we can help further! Me - Oh, i'm just saying, compared to what a lot of products I drink, it seems like there is an unnecessary amount of seals that are difficult to get to. Gatorade - Does your daughter have an e-mail? We are further convinced now that if you simply asked her, she could have opened the bottle for you. We'd like to contact her and know if she attempted, if she isn't too busy watching My Little Pony and being less of a bitch as you are, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Pastel unicorns are icons of strength you know! Me - My Litttle Ponies aren't unicorns Gatorade - Of COURSE you would know that! Would you like a coupon? Fuck Gatorade tbh --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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