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81. Dorothy

Series: Va-11 Hall-a
Nominator: LavaLord (2/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 56 (112/145 tie)
Personality: 60 (55/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 56 (82/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score:
Hair: Red (14/24 remaining)
Eyes: Red (3/11 remaining)
Race: White (34/61 remaining)
Age: <15 (4/10 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (56/94 remaining)

Was this waifu nominated because shes being used in-universe as a replacement child for a dead kid named Anna Graem? Because if so, you missed a real opportunity to just nominate Anna Graem and be done with it.

Alright, so this was a hard waifu to properly rank the Girlfriendness of, because shes a prostitute, but shes working toward becoming a teacher or a nurse, but also shes a robot with the body of a thirteen year-old, but also she can just upgrade to be an adult if she really wants to, but also she hates dogs (dogs are cool), but also but also but also. I actually didnt even consider if there would be any prostitute waifus nominated for this topic, and Ill admit Im not sure how to rate it. Honestly, Id say a lot of Dorothys waifu status depends on how much you care about her being a prostitute. The videos of her I watched on YouTube show her being completely fine with and proud of it. I guess they might have a different perspective of prostitutes in 207X, I dont know, but her Girlfriendness score on this list assumes that shes serious about transitioning jobs.

Aside from being programmed with a random fear and landing on dogs (which, as I stated earlier, are cool) and chinchillas (which are okay), which will be a problem because dogs are pretty damn common, her personality is also fairly solid. I guess I have a problem with her being angry when people treat her like a kid despite choosing to look thirteen, though. Its one thing if youre like a vampire who got turned when she was ten years old or whatever and theres nothing you can do about it, but when you make a conscious decision to look like an eighth grader, Im going to say you surrender any right to complain about that.

Little aside, I watched some of the game on YouTube, and the part where the person talks to Dorothy has Cup Noodles being advertised in the background. Cup Noodles are going to come up three times in this list that I know of, what the hell is with that?

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