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| BB mofo 02/04/21 11:44:03 AM #76: | Two monks were walking down a path when they see a beautiful young woman lying by the road. She has twisted her ankle and asks if they can help carry her back home. The older monk puts her on his back and carries her a little ways to the house she points out to them. The two monks continue on their journey, but the younger monk is unable to get the beautiful young woman out of his mind. Finally, he just has to bring it up to his traveling companion. "She was gorgeous and her robe was loose. You could almost see her breasts. How could you carry her like that as if it were nothing. Weren't you afraid of being tempted and breaking your Buddhist vows?" The older monk nods. "Yes she was very beautiful and I was tempted while I carried her. But I only carried her to her doorstep and left her there hours ago. After all that time, why are you still carrying her?" --- "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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