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| Topic | You: Uses The One Ring for personal gain and as a cheap party trick |
| ParanoidObsessive 01/13/21 7:31:53 AM #7: | Kimbos_Egg posted... Actual me: Doesn't use it because i'm not a fucking idiot. Actual You: If you lived in a universe where it actually existed, the LotR books/movies wouldn't exist, and you'd probably have absolutely no idea what it was until after you'd used it dozens of times and pretty much damned yourself. Not to mention that it's easy to SAY you've got the willpower to resist what is essentially magical ultra-heroin, but probably a lot harder to DO when it's actually in your possession and whispering directly into your brain how awesome it would be to just put the ring on and use it to be awesome. Especially since, in-universe, normal humans were pretty much the worst possible people to have any ring, since they were the ones least capable of not giving in to temptation. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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