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Topic	Scenario: You are walking behind a hot woman with a fat butt
IloveJesus 12/29/20 3:14:06 AM #19:	sevihaimerej posted... Nah, Jesus is alright in my book, he just likes big butts as he said in that anti-lying sermon video he released back in the 80's (I sincerely apologize, my chaoist/discordian religion demands I always defend fat butts or else suffer an eternity on a Mormon planet, but that only counts until the next full moon after which I will be on about the same page as Jordan Peterson's approach to Christianity only with Eris, Apophenia, and Pareidolia filling the roles of the trinity) TL;DR-Don't mind me, I tried mescaline today :D Actual response: No, repent TO Jesus for not cherishing the divine gift of fat butts But fat butts are grim. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. <cite>IloveJesus posted [p:948871233] in Scenario: ... [t:79203346]...</cite> <quote>sevihaimerej posted... </cite> <quote>Nah, Jesus is alright in my book, he just likes big butts as he said in that anti-lying sermon video he released back in the 80's (I sincerely apologize, my chaoist/discordian religion demands I always defend fat butts or else suffer an eternity on a Mormon planet, but that only counts until the next full moon after which I will be on about the same page as Jordan Peterson's approach to Christianity only with Eris, Apophenia, and Pareidolia filling the roles of the trinity) TL;DR-Don't mind me, I tried mescaline today :D Actual response: No, repent TO Jesus for not cherishing the divine gift of fat butts</quote> But fat butts are grim. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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