"The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.". "Never risk letting your chicken go cold again thanks to the patented Chicken Chamber. Utilising the systems natural heat and airflow system you can now focus on your gameplay and enjoy hot, crispy chicken between rounds."
"Housed in a custom Cooler Master NC100 chassis, we needed something small but mighty and thats just what we got! At the heart of this beast of a machine is the Intel Nuc 9 extreme compute element, keeping space down and driving performance that mere mortals could only dream of."
"Discover a level of gameplay you didnt know possible with Asus powered graphics that runs buttery smooth, keeping tearing and frame drop a thing of the past. With a first of its kind hot swappable GPU slot, the KFC console will stay the most powerful console for generations to come."
"Unleashing the performance of PCIe NVMe speeds that are 6 faster. Booting games up in seconds and instantly access data while loading games. Weve taken your data to the next level of performance, reliability, and efficiency with two Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSD."
I'm not a pee schee dork, are those specs even good?
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"You cannot even beat somebody into that level of stupidity and delusion." Me, on Trump supporters