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Got to Heartman's Lab and he's sent me off to find a geologist, paleontologist, and someone else. Still up in the snowy mountains, so ziplines are the name of the game. Heatman's wacky back story is actually kinda touching in a way -- he dies every 21 minutes, searches for his dead family on a beach, then gets revived by his pacemaker machine. His entire room is padded so he can drop dead suddenly and safely, haha. I don't even mind the record player doing Chopin's Funeral March for added silliness.

Now that I hooked up the First Prepper, he gave me a santa hat of my own. I no longer have to pine for others'.


You ever wonder why Sam is a legend and everyone else is a scrub? This is why. They're walking around with a single sardine can and my dude's a friggin' Amazon warehouse. This country's be doomed without me.





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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame