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TopicChristmas is one of my favourite times of year. How can people not love it?
gunplagirl
11/22/20 3:10:26 PM
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Every Christmas my old man would put on the Santa costume and drink all day. Then he'd grab a bottle and chuck it at my head. One year he missed and I chuckled out of fear, so he grabbed a log out of the fireplace. It still had some cinders on it. On top of the broken bones, I had some scorch marks. I had burn marks along some of the breaks. Took about two years to fully heal. He never saw a single charge against him, of course. It was all quieted thanks to his connections.

Well, no, none of that ever happened.

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