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TopicYour reaction: You dicover that your girlfriend has a Chaos Emerald.
UnfairRepresent
11/14/20 12:40:04 PM
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You're walking along with your girlfriend one day when suddenly a group of thugs jump out from the shadows and demand you hand over everything you have.

Before you could spell your name one has kicked you hard in the knee and made you topple over awkardly, another has reached into your pants and is pulling to pull out your phone and wallet.

When your girlfriend pulls out a Chaos Emerald, holds it high like Prince Adam and yells "Chaos Control!"

There is a beam of light and suddenly your girlfriend beats the fuck out of all the thugs like it was her job and leaves them running away, beaten and humiliated.

She helps you up and explains "Are you okay?... Oh yeah..I've been meaning to tell you. I found a Chaos Emerald a while back. It comes in handy sometimes."



Or boyfriend if you're so inclined.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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