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09/13/20 6:06:02 PM
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Tribbles
Tribbles are a great insight to the mind of a troubled idiot. Edward, a minor Starfleet biologist, is reassigned to climatology by the new captain on her first day. He files an anyou know what I can't even do this, I hate Discovery, it's well-established, let's move on.

Tribbles are great. They're a really clever and simple take on the 'alien rodent' concept. It's completely believable that everyone would think they're cut right up until they become a giant problem, and it's believable that the Klingons would view them as some kind of scourge. 10/10, flawless execution.

Geordie's Epic Maneuver
I hope LeVar Burton realized how silly this looks when he made it. What really sells this is that Geordie does this roll maneuver to get through the slowly descending door, but he has enough time left to look back and see that he could have made it through if he'd started after he finished. I get that with the budget they had, they couldn't make the door descend faster without endangering the actor, but this is just peak funny-bad.

God Aliens Not Respecting Consent
I probably shouldn't even title this with this, since Q actually does respect Janeway's no (points for Q, I guess), but I'm going with it because there's another god alien that doesn't respect Zefram Cochrane's refusal. It's true that the show does not give even the slightest thought to the implications of this revelation. Whenever I rewatch DS9, I always forget this part until it happens, it's so, so uncomfortable. Of note: Sisko himself doesn't seem to care at all.

Data x Borg Queen [robo][tf][buzzsaw]
See, the idea of tempting Data to the dark side is interesting because Data normally doesn't feel emotions, so he has no experience with bribery or temptation (there's an episode of TNG where a Klingon tries to bribe him, and Data is so unused to the idea that when he realizes what's happening and the Klingon sees that the bribe won't work, he pretends to be offended at Data 'misunderstanding' him to avoid it getting reported to Picard). So on the one hand, this is a really clever idea. But I hate the Borg Queen. I hate her in concept as well as execution, but even if we accept that there needs to be a queen "to bring order to chaos" (barf), why does she need to be sexually attracted to mortal beings? She should be aroused by turning planets into space zombies, not by a slightly doughy Brent Spiner.

Technobabble
Honestly, I don't mind it when they put effort into it. The TNG writers are better about this than anyone else (including DS9), where the extent of it is usually Geordi saying "We can get the transporter to work again if we use a transphasic inversion coil," but VOY really goes all-out. I don't want to turn every writeup into a DIS rant, so I'll just say that DIS also abuses technobabble.

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The Beginning of Wisdom
The Rules of Acquisition
Data & Picard
Geordie's Epic Maneuver

Assimilate This
Galaxy Quest
Q
Tribbles
TNG Warp Core Sound
Where No Fan Has Gone Before
Timescape
Duet
Wolf in the Fold

Make It So
Technobabble
RedLetterMedia's Picard Re:Views
Mike and Rich's Top 5 TNG episodes
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Highly Illogical
For the Uniform
The Rock's Appearance on Voyager
It's a Faaaaaaaaake!
Naomi Wildman
DS9/Babylon 5 Similarities

Get the Cheese to Sickbay
Night Terrors
Flaunting Danger Clip

This is the Power of Math, People
Warp 10
God Aliens Not Respecting Consent
The Rape Gangs of Turkana IV

Find Him and Kill Him
Data x Borg Queen [robo][tf][buzzsaw]

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