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If you think you're not a villain, you are a villain. Non villains don't think that they're not a villain because they don't think about that stuff. If you thought about how tasty bacon was and then you saw the topic and said "oh" and then went about your day, you would be a non villain. But you are questioning it now, even if only a little. Only villains do that.

Or heroes. But unless you have the magic thingy, you aren't the hero.

Source: I'm a villain, the nemesis of that one hero. You know. The guy.

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Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head.