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5.12 : Vault of Bones - Finn and Flame Princess go out dungeon hopping as a means to clear her head. She is worried she is evil, just like her father keeps whispering in her ear. Finn kinda takes over the dungeon crawling, which bores Flame Princess. She likes to be a little more... direct with her dungeon crawling. This means burning it all down. Finn lets her take control and she kinda says a bit old fuck you to keys for doors and such, and burns it all down. She destroys most of the dungeon monsters with little effort, and it looks like for a second her flame-lust is going to burn up Finn too, but she has it totally under control. Finn tells her he was a bit worried, and she said "I'd never burn up my boyfriend". =D

The reward for their hard work? A winky butt in a chest.

5.13 : The Great Bird Man - PBG sends the boys out to check on the Great Bird Man, who may or may not be a crazy bird man. Turns out he is the former Goblin King who used to spank his goblins. Finn and Jake kicked his butt, and then he somehow lost his eyes and became a good person, one with the universe type. He is friends with some birds now. He thinks his eyes are lost, but they are in his beard. Eventually, after proving he is good, the boys tell him his eyes are right there in his beard. Upon regaining his eyesight, he once again wants to go spank Goblin butts. He quickly is made to realize his folly as he spanks the nose of his bird friend and it leaves him. He rips out of eyes once more and goes to seek peace. .... which he does in mere seconds as he finds a mermaid and has a love of his life!

Also Note : PBG laughed at the idea of mermaids beaching themselves because they were sad. The longer the series goes on the more I think PBG is kinda messed up.

5/14 : Simon and Marcy - We find out some of the backstory of Marceline and Simon. Marceline and the Ice King are playing hoops against the boys. They don't get why she invited him, when she says that she loves him. She tells them their story. 996 years ago, the two of them were together in the newly made world following the Mushroom War. Simon protected Marcy against the new weird beings of the world, sometimes resorting to putting on the crown and using the ice magic it provides. However, it starts to change his personality and it scares Marcy. Simon promises never to put it on again, and they go about their day finding joy in small things Simon can do for her to entertain her. Eventually she becomes sick and Simon desperately looks for Chicken Noodle Soup to help her. While on the search he ends up attracting the attention of dozens of what I will call "Freakos". Eventually they are trapped in a corner and he again puts on the crown to defend them, singing the theme song to Cheers to try and keep his sanity. He saves the day, but you can tell it is starting to affect him even without the crown on. Little Marcy tells Simon she loves him, and he responds that he loves Gunter too.

... this is likely my new favorite episode.

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