LogFAQs > #942201709

I'm a semi-wealthy white man and I'd trade places with Chris Rock under the condition I get to be Chris Rock but at my current age, so Chris Rock at 30.

I don't want to lose 25 yrs of my life, regardless of the financial benefits.

Same with Jeff Bezos. I'm envious of being a billionaire, but the guy is still short, old, bald, and mostly ugly and I don't think his current gf is particularly attractive. I'm not entirely sure he could do better as he kinda looks like a Dobby from Harry Potter and I'd low key know that every woman is just dating me for my money.

I'd probably trade places with Zuckerberg. His wife is kinda meh and being a 5'7" scrawny manlet would suck, but I could always divorce her, pay the best personal trainers on the planet to get more fit, and even if I lose half my money in the divorce I'm still stupidly rich and young enough to enjoy my life as a world traveling party animal fuck boi.

Honestly, the only benefit of being rich vs. being middle class is being able to not work if you don't want to and being able to bang hotter women.

Private jets? Middle class have access to normal jets, which is the same damn thing just less pretensious.
Mansions? You can afford a really nice house as someone who is middle class if you save up and I have no need for 9 bedrooms.
Bouegy Hotels? Most luxury hotels are a rip off with most upper middle class hotels being more than nice enough, complete with nice finishes, good amenities, and usually a great view and solid location.

And the "being able to bang hot women" is typically contingent on you being both rich and still having some degree of good looks and youth and you can bang perfectly hot women without being rich, being rich just makes it a lot easier.

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